So my hooman, s-hits goes to her friends' house and goes on adventures with them. Sadly I could not go with them because I am a dog. While s-hits is out, I hang in my garage in s-hits' house, with my private electric fan and personal assistant, with food that I can eat anytime!
After hours of chewing on my bone, eating adobo and watching crazy BowTube videos, basically YouTube for dogs, it was time to bring my hooman home.
Me and my hooman personal assistant went in a metal, person-powered transportation, they called it a sidecar. We used this charriot as means to travel to the lair of s-hits' friends.
I stepped in and greeted her hooman friends, xchitzu and but then, IT appeared. It was ugly, it was smol and it was.....in love with the moon??? What kind of abomination would put effort into spawning this creation?! I quickly knew that this little spat is their blood relative. I truly pity xchitzu and guchae gang, btw they're my managers for this account, and I love them as much as I love s-hits.
Gosh hoomans are weird.
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