MINE

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Oof ...

Its been a looooong time , ehehehehe 😅😅😅

Don't kill me .

Jungkooks Pov .

As I enter this godforsaken shop , I can't help but wonder ...

Why .

The .

F U C K .

Out of all the things I could have been blackmailed for , it just had to be grocery shopping .

Are girls really that lazy ???
(Fite me bruh)

They'd jump at aaaaany opportunity to go shopping at the mall but grocery shopping ????

Good fucking bye to that .

Sighing , I walk along the toiletry isle as I scan the shopping list in my glorious hand .

Not mentioning that I gotta pay for everything .

I'm rich and all but this is a fucking two feet long ass list !!!!!

My poor hands ....
(Then get a fucking trolley)

Stop barging in my povs , you lazy ass excuse of an author !!!!

(Bitch)

Says the one talking .

"Who're you talking to ??"

Oh shit ...

Look at what you did , you shitty ass thing .

Now what do I say ?!!

(I'm on it , don't worry bitch)

I turned to face the owner of that voice , regretting as soon as I did .

It just haaad to be him .

Thanks a fucking lot , Ema . You're the best .

(I try)

Note the sarcasm , dumbass .

"Oh , its you . Jeon Jungle book"

How dare he !!!!!

(Bahahahaha , you go boi . Junglebook , I love it)

Bitch .

"Nice to meet you to , Seokjin . What are you doing here ??"

You said you'd fucking help ?!!! How is this helping !!!!! Ema , you bi-

"Grocery shopping dummy . What else ?? Does it look like I'm slut dropping ??? I must be since I bet that's something you're used to seeing"