Would you look at that ....This hoe is still alive *Le gasp*
And surprisingly , so is this book .*silently waiting for its dreadful end to come*
I have something to tell y'all so find out after reading what this honey has for yah~
Authors Pov .
After all the preparation , the big day finally came (imma say this again for the jinkook wedding , hehehe) .
Y/n was feeling both excited and worried . Would his/her mate show up ?? And if they did ... Would they accept him/her ?
Luckily , the omega's hoe friends were there to make everything better .
"Don't fret , y/n . This is your big day !!!! You get to meet your mate !!!! I don't get why you're sulking" Jimin said .
Y/n threw himself/herself on his/her bed and immediately began to kick his/her legs and beat up that poor thing called a pillow before burying his/her face in it and screaming .
The others stared at their friend , completely unfazed by the act because ...
Y/n was one dramatic hoe .
"Y/n , sweetie ... Stop it . I'm starting to rethink my life choices seeing you like this" Seokjin said .
Y/n stopped his/her childish acts and sent a glare towards his direction .
"I could say the same about you , Suck-dick" he/she spat .
Jimin started laughing so hard , that he all of a sudden , farted .
Choosing this moment to lighten up the mode , Seokjin stood up .
"Waaaaa , what is this smell ??? What have you been eating Jimin ?" He said , prancing around the room and sniffing the air .
(I'm cringing , bruh h e l p m e 😐)
"It smells like garbage !!!" He exclaimed , causing Hoseok and Y/n to burst out laughing .
Jimin , instead of being ashamed for his ... Sinful acts , decided to play along , so he stood up as well , making his way to Seokjin .
YOU ARE READING
MINE
HumorRead the damn book, it doesn't even make fucking sense _ _ _ USED TO BE TITLED "I AIN'T YOUR OMEGA, BITCH"