MINE

17

Jungkooks Pov.

Oh man, holy shiteu.

This story just got weirder.

How?? You don't want to know. More like I don't want to tell you.

As you can see, [pfft, this is a book, not cinema], I am dressed in a Barney The Dinosaur outfit, making my way through the school halls while holding a sign that's asking for Kim Seokjin.

Why??

Because I bribed and blackmailed his two friends to tell me all his current likes.

Why??

Because I want to prove to him that I am and will always be the perfect and only alpha for him, no matter how much I degrade or upgrade myself.

I was born a god in both ways.

I was well aware that my hyungie, myyyy hyungie, liked pink. J-J.. Chimin?? Yeah, Chimin. He told me that hyungie also liked dinosaurs.

Which is kind of weird because ever since we were kids, he hated dinosaurs. Must have learnt to adore them while I was away. Oh well.

Barney was the only dinosaur I knew that was close to pink.

With all the looks I kept receiving, I began to rethink my decision.

Why wouldn't they let me dress up as the easter bunny?? I'd rock that outfit. Gimme a pair of pink Bunny ears and a pink suit with a basket filled with pink eggs.

That idea seemed better. But it seems like H-H... Damn their names are hard to remember!! [Oof- someone is ooooolllddd]

Let me see.. It was... Right!! Hoesuck and Chimin!! What weird names though. Parents must have been drunk.

Well, his two friends didn't seem so keen on the idea.

As I continued on my quest, I decided to check the library.

Haha. Memories.

Good thing I went there. It was easy to spot this broad shouldered hyung of mines.

Struggling in the outfit, I made my way towards him before hovering over his figure.

I guess that was a bad idea because it cast a huge shadow down on him and the way he slowly looked at me took my breath away.

Panting due to the heat and lack of oxygen in this suit, I decided to speak.

"H...H... Hiiii"

Hyungs eyes went really big and I wondered if he knew I was in this suit.

His beautiful lips parted ways so he could speak and before I knew it, hyung was screaming.

I tried to grab him to calm down but he already grabbed a really thick book and was aiming it at me, threatening to throw it while scurrying away from my grasp.

"I-I... AREN'T YOU THINGS SUPPOSED TO BE EXTINCT!!!" he screeched.

Trying to make him understand the situation, I grabbed on his heel which immediately caused him to scream louder than before.

"S-SEOKJIN" I said, but that sounded off from the suit.

I pulled him closer which resulted in him falling and loosing his grip on the book.

In slow motion, we watched it fly in the air and wondered where and when it would land.

As it slowly descended from its flight, it aimed towards me and I did what any sensible man in my situation would do.

I grab the nearest thing near me, which happened to be another big book, and whacked it away.

I should be a baseball player...

But of course, luck was not on my side.

That meaning, I knocked the book in hyungs direction so instead of hitting me....

Yeah.

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Before you ask, I just wanted you to know that when I was a baby, my sister left me on a small chair and I fell and hit my head on the tiles.

:)

Peace, mah doods.