Jarley

Was it ever

Harley's POV

I walked into the Jokers room.
"Can I go to the mall, mistah J?" He turned his chair torward me.
"What for? Necklace? Candy?" He asked me. I thought of something that would not have him smack me. If it is something stupid or pointless then he usually gives me a nudge or a smack.
"It's a present for you puddin!" He looked suprised at me. I saw a hint of shock in his beautiful blue eyes.
"Okay then." He said and I left the doorway.
"Harley wait!!" I stopped and ran back to his room.
"Is something wrong?!" I asked. He stared.
"I am having some problems with some people so be careful, k?" I nodded and walked outside. I grabbed some keys and put them in the car. I reved it up. I sped past the trafic and onto the freeway. 

While I was speeding, I heard thumps. I looked out my window to see batman on my roof. This was not good.
"Go away Batsy. Mistah J. has had enough of you and so have I!" I yelled. I reached into my pocket and pulled out a gun. I started shooting the roof of jokers car. I knew he would kill me for this, but it was me or the car. I finally heard hom fall off of my car. I looked back at the road. I felt a drizzle. Maybe it was rain. Rain? On a clear day? Not possible. I looked up. I had shot the bats hand and the blood was now dripping on my forhead and was adding on to my pink tips. I did not know how the Joker would respond to having a HIGHLY damaged car and blood on the seats. I stopped at a gas station off the next exit. I exited the car and started for the tissues to wipe this off. When I started to walk, I felt weird. Now I know why. I was stopped in my tracks by batman. He covered my mouth so I couldn't scream. No one was around to see me so I got worried. Mistah J. told me to be careful. I wasn't following mistah J's orders and I knew he would smack me for it. I was put into a bag and carried potatoe sack style. His boney shoulder hurt me. I was stuffed into the backseat of a car. I lnew it was batmans, because there would be an explosion if batmans butt touched mistah J's seat. This was our best defense.
Robin undid the bag and took it off my head. I felt a cold breeze on my face. It kind of felt good. My good vibes went away when I noticed I was already at the batcave. I kicked Robin in the shin and tried to run. Batman was a step ahead of me because I was surrounded by bats. They had teeth larger than life.
"To late for you, Harleen." Batman said. I turned to face him.
"It's Harley not Harleen." I spat on his foot. He wiped it off and told Robin something in his ear.
"Mistah J will kill you for this ya know." He looked at me with doubt in his eye. Robin cuffed me and took my arm. He took me down a hall. It was very dark. His black mask was barely seen by my eyes. He uncuffed me and through me into a room. The floor made me tremble when I tried to get up. It was cement and it bruised everywhere it slammed into me. My neck hurt really bad for a minute. I rolled it and heard some cracks. It felt better after that. 
It was a week since my taking and I couldn't help but think about my puddin. All of the sudden, a blast was made. I looked up at my door to see it had exploded. A giant hole in the wall was there. Out of all the smoke, there was something that made me tremble to my knees. He was there.