Jarley

Making

Harley's POV

He was there. All there. From his green hair to his purple and green outfit. He walked up to me and helped me up. I stared in amazement. He told me it was okay and grabbed my hand. I stopped him and wrapped my arms. around him. He squized me back.
"Where's Batman and Robin?" I asked.
"They are a little tied up at the moment. We have enough time to escape from here." He told me. We ran out. I saw his purple car. I had taken the green car he had. I saw the car I took behind his own. He stopped. I looked at him. He was staring at the car I had just wrecked. I saw the fury in his eye. He started to walk. I could tell that he was hiding his fury behind his eyes. I looked straight again. When we got into the car, he slapped me against the face. I looked into the window at my reflection. Blood was streaming down my face. I turned back to him. He put his hand to my cheek and kissed me. He sped away from the batcave.
"What did batsy do to you Harley?" He said to me.
"What didn't he do." I said back. Batman and Robin: slapped me, fed me fish and chips for a snack now and then, tied me to a chair, I could go on.
"That little-" he was cut off. There was a thump on the roof.
"Looks like we got company." He said looking out his rear veiw mirror. The batmobile was being driven by Barbra Gordan and Robin was in the passenger. Batman was on our roof.
"Should we?" Mistah J asked me.
"Do it puddin! Do it!" I yelled and he went off road. We drove up and down hills. We lost Barbra and Robin.
We came to a down hill and a wood fence. We sped down the hill and broke the fence. We learned why there was a fence there. There was a gigantic ocean and we were about to fall into it. Batman jumped off the roof. The joker unlocked the doors and jumped out midair.
"PUDDIN I CAN'T SWIM!!!!" I said before he jumped. We hit the water 120 miles per hour. Take it from me, it hurt. I broke the windsheild and was now hanging out the car. I was completely knocked out until I felt hands on my waist. I opened my eyes to see Batman trying to pull me out of the water. I bit his arm and he let go of me. I was starting to sink down so I took Batman's leg. He swam up. I felt the air once more and was happy I survived. To be honest, I am kind of glad that Batman was there. If not for him, I would be dead. The Joker was not in my sights at the time.
"Where's my puddin?!"
"You will see him soon." He said and cuffed me.
"I WANT TO SEE MY PUDDIN!" I yelled and he put my into the backseat of the car Barbra and Robin were in. He wispered something to Barbra and she got out of the car. Batman took the wheel. Barbra sat next to me. Batman and Robin had an interesting story though.
R: "Can I drive next time?"
B: "No."
R: "Well...then...can I drive the...um...the helicopter?"
B: "Not unless you have: a licence, a print, approvel, and the proper equipment."

R: " Awww, your no fun."
It was silent after that. We had reached somewhere. Somewhere familiar. It gave me a chill. The place was called: ACE Chemicals.