Rants and Writer's Block

Writer's Block Part 2

AN: So as you all should know, I haven't updated "Mini Minecraft Stories" in a long while. That's because of writer's block! So guess what's coming up.

Noob of the Jungle!

My screen read; Saving chunks... A couple minutes after rage quiting the last game, I decided to make a new one, after I calmed down of course. I was in a dark forest... or at least I thought it was a forest. It was as dark as night and the trees stretched to the sky. They were covered in dark green vines.

It was so dark that I had to feel my way around the dark, spooky forest. It was nearly mid-day, I better get a move on. Before I downloaded the map, I experimented with the settings and turned on natural spawning item drops. I was picking up beginners tools from all over the floor. I could just barely see the outline of torches sitting in a puddle in the darkness.

"Oh great, I have to get wet again!" I groaned, "At least I will be able to see after that." I grabbed the torches, shook myself dry, and placed one down. It still wasn't very bright so I decided to climb a tree. AN: I am so smart aren't I *sarcasm I have to admit, the vines were pretty hard to climb. I worked up a sweat and realized that I am not the best Tarzan.

Giving up, I tried to slide back down the tree, but I ended up falling the rest of the way losing about 3 1/2 hearts in the process. "I'm hungry," I said as I noticed my corn dogs draining. "Too bad those naturally spawning item drops didn't provide any food," I continued. I heard an oink and quickly turned around to see a pig stuck in some leaves. "Aha!" I shouted as I charged for it.

While I was running, I picked up a wooden sword and put it in the first slot in my hotbar. I continued to run toward the pig but I lost my sprint. "Ugh!" I groaned, "How anticlimactic!" I started to speed walk to the pig in the bush and realized that there were many more. I killed 4 and ate their meat until I was all out with only one corn dog to fill.

"Oh come on! No regen? Why me!" I say and continued my search for food. As I lit my way through the giant forest I heard a growl. "A zombie!?!?!?! What the heck is going on here!?! This is no fair, it is only a little past mid-day! Why would zombies even spawn here? It is not even that dar-" my commentary was interrupted by another zombie's roar.

Then came 3 more growls. Behind the leaves I saw the eyes of a treacherous zombie. It let out a fierce, bloodthirsty roar as it jumped on top of the bush and started to chase me. It acted as leader to a tribe of 2 other zombies that were following close behind it. I screamed louder than ever and ran the fastest I ever ran in my life.

I sprinted around the giant forest screaming to find that there was no way out. I searched, screamed, and sprinted more, I was desperate for an exit. "I figured it out! I know where the exit is!" I say aloud finding the answer to my search by pressing escape and save and quit to title. The next thing I did was delete the map.

The Pit of Noobiness

AN: I'm making every name for my writer's block parts have some form of the word noob to show that these were my beginner days. Somehow I still wanted to play and explore more. I wanted to learn from my wrongdoing. As I created a new world, I reminded myself of what I had learned: "Squids will not harm you. Do not hit wolves or suffer the consequences. Stay away from dark forests with tall trees, mobs seem to spawn during the day there."

My new world generated and I finally spawned on grass that wasn't an island. I skipped and frolicked around through the nice, peaceful oak and birch forest. After I left my joyous state, I soon realized that I needed to make a house before night falls. I bent down and let my hand glide through the soft grass. "Sorry," I said. I stood back up and raised my fist.

When I brought it back down, it collided with the ground which began to break. I raised my other fist and let it hit the grass and repeated the process until I absorbed a dirt block and it appeared in my hotbar. I kept my fist out and harvested dirt blocks until the sun was about to set. "Doesn't everybody start off with a dirt house?" I say to myself wiping the sweat from my forehead. "Why was that so hard?" I say frantically placing the blocks down in random order.

The moon began to rise, monsters began to spawn around, and I began to scream once again. I was surrounded. Little did I know, the mobs were too far away to see me. I hadn't even had a wall done. I dug straight down until I couldn't dig anymore. I tried to look around but didn't even know which way was up or down anymore.

It was very dark no matter where I looked. I was scared. "It can't get any worse now can it?" I say to myself, mentally freaking out. Well, it did. No, it did not start raining, there were strange sounds and noises all around me.

I heard the sound of things clattering together AN: Skeleton hint hint wink wink. Then, the most terrifying sound I had ever heard, hissing and the sound of something climbing and crawling AN: Not a creeper. It sounded very close. I was so scared I felt like I was gonna pee my pants. Then came the spooky red dots from what I thought was above.

I realized that they were red eyes. "What kind of a monster is this!" I screamed. Then the eyes disappeared and that's when I started to freak out. "Where are they! They were just here! Where did they go!!!!" I was whipping my head around, turning every way possible that I lost my sense of direction again.

The creepy crawly sounds came back and I saw the red eyes again. They were right next to me! I was screaming at the top of my lungs once again. I am going to lose my voice at some point. "It's trying to eat me!!!" I was shouting. Then they disappeared again. I was screaming bloody murder and shouting, "Where did they go!!!! Its on my head!!!! It is trying to eat my brain!!!!!!!!"

I heard more creepy sounds and thought it was the sound of the mob slurping my brain out! Soon enough, it became day and I was surprised to still be alive. I jumped up and down in my pit, joyous that the mob was going to die in the sun but, I was wrong. I heard more creepy sounds, they were of the other flaming mobs perishing. I still saw the glowing red eyes above me guarding my pit, waiting for me to come out.

The mob is the predator stalking it's prey, me. I saw more of the mob now, it was blackish greyish with many long legs and a wide body and of course, we can't forget it's horrifying red eyes. I tried to punch it because I realized that it wasn't going to die at any time or in any weather, it would survive all conditions. But, when I tried to smack it, I figured out that I was too far away from it and I was also too scared. I tried to place the blocks back down but I couldn't figure out how AN: I'm on a Mac and imma noob, what can you expect?

I saved and quit the game and went back to my sources to learn more before I played again. I asked my friend, the one who was letting me use his account, a thousand questions and I watched more Thnxcya on YouTube. When I returned, my friend accidentally deleted the world and I started to download a new one.

AN: Fun fact: this was so long ago that I didn't even know about CaptainSparklez. So, who here actually likes to hear about all of my beginners noobiness? I also didn't know about the Minecraft Wiki either, kinda crazy, right? I'm so tired, I've been working on this all night. I had to go way far back in my memory to dig this up. Vote and comment if you like what you read. Hope you enjoyed so, as always, thanks and see ya!