The sharp cry of a baby woke me from my timmid sleep. I groaned ... I haven't gotten more than two hours of sleep since we brought her home to the TARDIS.
"Doctor," I whined, "Please get her."
He shoved his head into his pillow and said something inaudiable. I rolled over and punched him in the arm.
"Ow!" he said and looked up.
"You. Go. Get. Baby." I hissed pointing to the door.
"Couldn't you just get her?" he said laying his head back down.
I covered my face to keep me from smacking him.
"I have gotten two hours of sleep ... you slept all day ... go get Natalie before I shove your head where the sun don't shine," I growled.
He jumped up and ran to get her. I smug smile crossed my face. It was mean ... I know ... but he has to pull his weight around here and he doesn't. Besides ... I'm his wife ... I can threaten him if I want. I lay my head back down and close my eyes. A thick cloud of black sleep started to consume me when it was broken by the sound of The Doctor's voice on the baby moniter.
"SARAH!?!? HOW DO YOU CHANGE A DIAPER!?!?" he shouted.
I smacked my face into my pillow and groaned. This man was incapable of anything. I started to get up when I heard Jenny's voice on the moniter.
"NEVER MIN MUM I GOT IT!!" she shouted.
Jenny was such a sweetheart. She did the stuff The Doctor couldn't and she helped me with her sister. She was a life saver. I layed down and closed my eyes and was almost into sleep when The Idiot came back in and jumped on the bed.
"I love you!" he shouted.
I jumped at him and pinned him to the bed.
"Oh ... sonebody's kinky in the morning," he giggled.
I gritted my teeth and got in his face.
"Listen close Space Boy. It's three in the morning and I need sleep. Pull another stunt like that and I will throw you into the Vortex. Understand?" I said as calm as I could, which by his expression was not very calm.
He nodded and I let him go and layed down. He crawled over to his side and we both fell asleep without a word.
