BALDI X THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING (HAWT!1!!1!!) COMPLETE

BALDI BUYS A HOUSE FOR HIS FAMILYY°!1!1!!!!!

SOME REASON I WOKE UP AT 4AM AND DECIDED TO DO THIS CAUSE I DON'T WANT Y'ALL WAITING I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING IT YBHNUHBGV
and I'm gonna get some food after cause I'm HUNGRY BUT ITS TOO DARK RIGHT NOW AND I THINK IT WILL TAKE TIME sO uh, yay?¿ :v FUDWJJW

anyways

Baldi and the principal take their children to ho- OMG I DONT THINK THEY HAVE A HOUSE!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Baldi immediately takes dem to a uhh stolen car while he goes and buys a HOUSE

Principal : are u sure ur gonna be safe¿¿¿¿¿??¿?¿??

Baldi : Y E E T the nearest house thing isn't that far skekfjfj

principal gives a lil kissy an smacks his husband DJENFNJDJ J JW

principal : FOR MAKING ME HAVE BABIES I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

Baldi got a HUGE RED ASS MARK AND runs away from hiss wife cause HE DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AND KIND OF DESERVED ITTTTT!!!!1!1!1#2!1!!1
it was like 4am in the morning and baldi was hungry AFFFF
so he decided to buyy ffood at ihoopie with like $20 cause that's "all he has right now"
Principals stomach growls LIKE A LION FHTHWJSK

principal : shiit >:(((

baldi orders like 20 pancakes cause he knows his children are hungry just as me right now

Waiter (I forgot what they are called pf) : uhH are u gona take that to leave?¿¿

Baldi : YES

Waiter : u didnt even touch any of the pancakes wH-

Baldi : IM SUPER HUNGRY BUT I HAVE CHILDFEN AND A WIFE WHO ARE MORE HUNGRY AF DEN ME SO JUST LET ME TAKE IT AND IM TRYING TO GEET A HOUUSE SO WE DONT LIVE ON THE STREEEEE÷EEEETZ 1!1!!1!!!1!1!1!1!

waiter : uHH OK OK

the waiter gets those boxes and baldi puts the pancakes in the boxes with honey syrup and 4 glazzes of MILK

Baldi leeves running and leaving a monopoly dollor on the table

//Waitrr noticez its actualy a monapoly doller

Waiter : wait a minutet omGGG!!!!!1!1!1!1!1@1!!!

baldi came to the stolen kar his family was in with the 20 pancakes and 4 MILKS SKRJBRKKQN

principal : i was about to eat our children

baldi : omG u should know beter principal wifey chan kun >:(((((((

they ate like all the pankaces so now they decided to get a house WPWWOWOWOOOWOWOOWOWO!!1!1!!11!1!!!1!111!!!!!1!!!

principal : THAT ONE

//points to a peach color house that is a 2 stori house

baldi : oH oK

//I'm skipping the boring part cuz I forgot what to say in this part\\

baldi : DONE NOW LETS STEEL FURNITUTE

They start to steel furniitute to be a gud famiky
in 1029487457838392020109934773 hours they went to the house and felt safe so now principal and baldi don't have to sleep on their desks ever again uwuwuwwuuwuw owoqoow

THE END???¿¿¿¿¿ IDKK

guys I'm running out of shitty ideas like this so uh,, can you help me please?¿ this story was pretty random and I don't like it unu i just tried to do something funny in this story