BALDI X THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING (HAWT!1!!1!!) COMPLETE

BALDI RESCUES HIS GAY WIFE!!!!!!!

Baldi drives IMMEDIATELY TO THE
H O U S E  THAT HIS SEXY BICH PRINCIPAL WAS IN
he had 11938282187374 rulers and a ruler gun that shoots rulers so he won't get attacc
he also ate those fresh mints and a handsome perfume to smeel SEXY AND LOVEY DOVEUY

He starts runnun towarnds the ugly ass house and KICCS down dat sad doorr

//baldi puts music whil he starts to fight people\\ (fuck you by lily allen xDD ecks dee)

Baldi fought loik 7271718848428 dudes  cuz they knew he was gona go to

The ROOM

The dude was about to make out with uh  a married person named gay prince but  B O O M
BALDI IS THER TO SAVE HIS BOTTOM
ifyouknowwhatimean( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

Baldi : GET OFF UR GAMING CHEEAIR AND GIV ME MY WIFEY

finally
You gois will kno who kidnappd baldiz gay wife

He's the one

And onlyeeeeeee

//SHITTY DRUMROLSZ
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JUST KIDING ITS SWEEPIN TIMEEEEE TIMMMEEEEEE
((IM SO FUCKIN SORRY BUT I DON'T STURSTT HIM ;((( ))

//sweepin timee gets a gun and puts it next to principalz chest

Sweepin timee : IF YOU MOVE OR TAKE A BREATH I WILL SHOOT THIS GAY MAN WIFEE THAT I LIKED BUT U RUINED IT

principal : but thats a weird thing cause like ur just a broom and I'm a h-

Swepin timee : SHUT UP I WILL SHOOT YOY >:(((

//principal begins to sobbo

//baldi is veri angeri

Baldi : YOY U NUT TOUCHHO MAI PRINCO AAAAAAAAHHAJAJSKRK

Baldi punches the gun out of sweepin timees invisible arm and swings sweepin tim so swepen time can fall over

And seepin time does

baldi : LETS GET OUT PRINCIPAL

//baldi unties his w8fey out of that gaming chauir and they get out of the ugly housie and go in the car to ESCAPEEEEE\\

They are finally at sweet homme and baldi slaps the principals ass cause its sexy and beautiful especially when they're alone fbwijcrjiwi

principal : what now

baldi : LETS FUCK

princpal : BUTT THE BED IS DIRSTY

baldi : lets do it in the bathtub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

so uh they put like rlly cold water to see how steam its gonna be cause yknow sexxiay timei
it gona b  H O T T T T T T T T

principal and baldi strip off their clotheez and baldi throws gay princepal in the bathtub and like turns off the lights and covers anything that shows the bathroom

also the kids are at grams grams house getting stuyffed with amazing tamaleez and bluberry pieyy
( my grandma makes theM DELICOUS )

//principal FREAKS OUYT!!!¡¡¡¡\\

baldi : WHAT IS ITI!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!?!?!??!?1?1?

principal : im scarred of thve dark :((((

//baldi goes to principal in that cold ass tub of water to hug him tightly . .. ... . . .. .... .. . .. ... . .. . .. . ... . ... . . . .... and FUCKS HIM\\

//Gay Principal tries to moan with pleasure but its just screching cayse baldi gota go FASTT\\

principal :  a H  f U cK

baldi knows princigay is soo desprete for moar so he goes in with all he's got OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

and accidentally nuts

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this is just the first one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)