Top or Bottom | Vkook | EDITING

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After Taehyung's comment the waitress, literally, growled and left. He shrugged his shoulders and said that they were all thinking it, which was true.

"Why are you still nudging me?" While Namjoon are Jin were busy having their 'romantic' moments Taehyung was busy still nudging Jungkook. "Internet." Jungkook frowned a slight bit. "There is no internet." A loud groan left Taehyung's mouth and he glared at the man beside him.

"Hotspot."

"Oh right!" Jungkook took his phone from out of his pockets and turned it on, he stared at Taehyung waiting for him to connect. "Password." Jungkook showed his phone to Taehyung and Tae quickly typed in the password.

"Thank you!" Jungkook almost melted because of the smile Tae sent him. "So... why did you need the hotspot?" Tae laughed and simply shrugged his shoulders. "Do you want something?I can call the waitress to come back if you want."

"Naah bruh."

Did I just get bruh zoned, Jungkook stared at Taehyung with horror in his eyes. "Hahaha, are you sure babe?" Taehyung stared at Jungkook with wide eyes. Did he just call me babe?

"Yes I'm sure dude." Holy shit, I just got dude zoned. Silence fell upon them as Taehyung shuffled around in his seat.

"Did you dude zone me?"

"Maybe"

"Cool you're like a little brother to me anyways."

"Did you little brother zone me? And I'm older than you, fucktard."

"Sorry oppa, you're like a big brother to me." Taehyung smiled a sickly sweet smile, making Jungkook to furrow his eyebrows, and called the waitress over. The same waitress as before appeared with a look of exhaustion. "Yes sir?", Taehyung spared a glance at Jungkook and leaned in closer to the waitress, bumping shoulders with Jungkook as he did that.

"Could you please bring a knife? For scientific reasons, of course." The waitress looked at them hesitant to his request. "You don't need to bring a knife I have a dagger inside my pants he'll use that instead." Jungkook wiggled his eyebrows, Taehyung's eyes trailed over to his crotch and looked up to see Jungkook staring at him with a flirty expression on his face. Tae faked a barf while the waitress stood there in with wide eyes.

"What did I do in my past life to witness such horror." Taehyung scoffed at her comment, "Everyone wants to see the Juncock."

"I've already seen it bitches." Jungkook pursed his lips together trying to keep himself from laughing, Jin who now sat all cuddled up with Namjoon stared at Taehyung with a certain glint in his eyes. "I'm not going to ask." Namjoon proceeded to ignore them and order a Chai tea latte.

Taehyung stroked his fake beard until he growled right into Jungkook's ear, Jungkook covered his ears and Namjoon tried to shush Taehyung. "I knew you were a hoe Jungkook, I fucking knew it."

"Aren't we all?"

"To be honest I think we all are I mean I take 10 dicks a week." They all turned their heads to stare at the waitress who had short curly brown hair, unusual for someone in Korea. It was getting annoying to call her the waitress so Jin took it upon hisself to ask for her name. "I literally have a name tag."

They all made up excuses such as "I have poor sight." "I don't know how to read." "Your boobs are distracting me." "I was distracted by your beauty." Why? Too lazy to read.

"It's Saya."

"Cool now when's my chai tea latte coming?"

The waitress who now had a name muttered something beneath her breathe and left the scene to go make his chai tea latte.

"So whe are you going to whip our your dagger? for scientific reasons, that is." Jungkook looked down at his crotch and examined the cafe. "I would whip it out here but we have company." Taehyung laughed and covered his ears, "That's gross!"

"I don't think I asked but what do you usually do and all? I mean do you read and all?"

"I draw, I'm not that good but I do it because I love it." The side of Jungkook's mouth seemed to move up a little, "Do you mind showing me?"

Taehyung opened his mouth but then closed it, he looked very hesitant about showing his drawings. "I'm not sure..." Jungkook frowned but then covered it with a smile.

"It's ok, you don't have to." Even thought Jungkook was smiling it was obvious that he was a little sad about the fact that he couldn't see the drawings. Taehyung bit the side of his lips while his eyes examined Jungkook closer.

He opened his phone and went to the photos section he scrolled all the way up until he tapped on one picture. "Here." He handed his phone over to Jungkook who looked fairly surprised. He stared down at the phone in his hands and saw a drawing of Van Goghs starry night, to say he was impressed was an understatement. Jungkook let out a slight woah as he zoomed into the picture looking at it with details, "this is amazing."

Taehyung who had been looking down at his lap and fiddling with his fingers, lifted his head up and stared at Jungkook who was open-mouthed. His eyes lit up a slight bit, "You think so?", he looked like a little kid who got a playstation for Christmas.

"Mmhm, it's really nice."

Taehyung brightened up, his eyes shined even more than before, and his lips had the biggest smile ever. Never in his life had Jungkook seen a boxy smile but he also never saw a smile as beautiful as his. Jungkook tightened his lips thinking that, that would stop him from saying something, too bad he needed more restraint.

"You should smile more, your boxy smile is fucking gorgeous." Taehyung beamed, while Jungkook stared at him obviously flustered.

"Your bunny smile is fucking adorable." Jungkook raised his eyebrows with a slight smirk on his face. "I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not."

"Nope." He popped out the p while shaking his head.

"Enough of the being cute, give me my phone." The moment was ruined by Taehyung who put his hand above Jungkook's face, he handed him his phone and stared at nothing in particular. He was still curious as to why the wifi wasn't working.

He was about to interrupt Jin and Namjoon in their argument about mario kart until he felt a hand on his thigh. He looked down and saw Taehyung's hand softly massaging his thighs. He gulped while his eyes traveled around to see if anyone else could see this.

Taehyung's hand went higher, dangerously high, and he rested his hand on his private parts. Jungkook hesitantly looked to his side only to see Taehyung staring up at him through his lashes. Suddenly, he felt a hand on his crotch and he held his breath in. Taehyung leaned in pressing his chest onto Jungkook's arm.

"So," His breath tickled the side of Jungkook's neck, making Jungkook's breath hitch, he then brought his lips closer to Jungkook's ear and nibbled on his earlobe.

"Are you a top or bottom?"