Chap 1:
I shot awake in my bed. I looked out the window seeing it was morning time. I walked towards the bathroom cleansing the sweat off my face. I stood up straight feeling something off. I had a sharp pain in my back. I turned my back to the mirror and looked back.
THAT THING WAS ON MY BACK!!! I tried to rip it off but it wouldn't budge. I started to freak out, I tried to use My semblance on it, but to no avail.
Y/N: How the hell did you even get ON!
At that moment the bug started to glow as a fabric flowed out from it incasing my body like an Iron suit. I was freaking out trying to stop it. I backed up too close to the window as I fell out. The armor had fully clothed my figure as I plummeted to the Remnant.
*DOOF*
Y/N: GAH MY BACK!!!
Director: CUT! Who forgot to put down the mattress?!
Everyone turned towards the prop guy as he lazily sat on a chair eating a bagel.
Daniel: What?
I looked behind me seeing the reflection of my normal self. Though I saw something else. Someone was pointing something at me. This something fired and a dart hit... the guy next to me... He held his neck as he fell to the floor his eyes twitching.
Director: CUT!
Y/N: The hell? I thought you said you had impeccable aim Jeff?
Jeff: You moved, I didn't count on you moving! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY STILL!
Director: Everybody take five...
Chap 2
Y/N: Sorry IronDick but no can do, couldn't get it off even if I wanted to.
Y/N: Sorry CopperBulge but no can do, couldn't get it off even if I wanted to.
Y/N: Sorry AluminumWeen but no can do, couldn't get it off even if I wanted to.
Director: Everybody take 10...
The class was still, no one moved and... no one came through the door. We all looked confused, that was until something came crashing through the window... well two somethings. I saw a man in a Black trench coat fighting and Alpha Beowolf. He was fending the Beowolf of well backing it into one of the cages locking it. He put his arm against the wall catching his breath. He turned to Ozpin.
???: Super Hero Landing!
Director: CUT!
The class was still, no one moved and... no one came through the door. We all looked confused, that was until something came crashing through the window... well two somethings. I saw a man in a Black trench coat fighting and Alpha Beowolf. He was fending the Beowolf of well backing it into one of the cages locking it. He put his arm against the wall catching his breath. He turned to Ozpin.
???: Here's Jonny!
Director: CUUUUUT!
The class was still, no one moved and... no one came through the door. We all looked confused, that was until something came crashing through the window... well two somethings. I saw a man in a Black trench coat fighting and Alpha Beowolf. He was fending the Beowolf of well backing it into one of the cages locking it. He put his arm against the wall catching his breath. He turned to Ozpin.
???: I'M EATHAN BRADBERRY!
Director: GOSH DAMMIT!!!
Y/n moved to the center and told me to pull the lever. A trap door fell out beneath his feet as he fell down screaming a long and quite frankly dragged out:
Y/N: WROOOOONG LEVEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Y/n moved to the center and told me to pull the lever. When I did 3 Beowolves ran out at him, I closed it before anymore could get through. What I saw next shocked everyone. A suit of armor shot out from his back and encased his entire body making him look so badass! A Beowolf ran at him as his arm turned into a sword as he ran towards it and dropped to his legs sliding down and slicing it, He jumped up again and put his foot on the other Beowolf's head as his foot turned into a jet engine and incinerated the poor thing. He flew through the air and stabbed the final Beowolf right in the head. He did one of those cool Superhero poses.
Y/N: Super Hero Land-
Deadpool then comes out with a strange device on his hand punching Y/N knocking him out.
Deadpool: No bad Y/N!
He then looks up seeing everyone, he nervously fiddles with his fingers.
Deadpool: Just fixing up the timelines... carry on!
He then hits the device on his hand and disappears.
The director is seen leaving.
Prop guy 2: Sir where are you going?
Director: I QUIT!!!
Hey guys, I'm sorry I haven't been active or updated any of my books lately but there has been exams and I felt bad about not giving you guys anything so I brought in my own little Nitch called bloopers for you guys to enjoy.
Let me know if you guys want more I will also take blooper requests in comments.
That's all for now see ya.
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RWBY X BlueBeetle Reader (Under editing)
RomanceY/N was a scene cleaner for Beacon. His job was to get rid of the messes the Hunters and Huntresses in training made. But when he is exposed to the Blue Beetle Scarab he learns he can do so much more. Be so much more
