Shrexie: Hey hottie. I'm way better than that slut donkey tonk.
Lightning Bug's Phone: *you have 1 new text alert*
Lightning McQueen gasps. "Oh! My zaddy is finally realizing I'm available!"
LightBug101: I know you are, care for a ride? =)
Shrexie: Ugh but queenie, I'm vegan. It's not good for the baby.
LightBug101: Baby?
Shrexie: Yeah? Why'd you call me baby?
LightBug101: -_-
LightBug101: Nvm, see ya soon ;0
Shrexie: no u
*one hour later*
Shrek is unaware of the events that are soon going to unfold. He soon sees McQueen pull up in his red lambo, looking real thicc. And not even the airbrushed thicc.
McQueen hoots and honks the horn.
"Hey Shrexie!" he calls.
Shrek turns toward Lightning McQueen and blushes. As he runs toward his true love, which clearly wasn't Fifi, his skirt blows up in a Marilyn Monroe style and he trips and falls on the sidewalk.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!
Definitions:
Zaddy -
The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very fashionable and looks appealing. He has to have swag and have sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.
Fifi -
Fiona, Shrek's bitch-ass milf wife.
Donkey Tonk -
The name Shrek likes to call Donkey during sexual intercourse. He calls him this due to an obsession towards the Honky Tonk Man.
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