"Tay... I'm hungryyyy." I said, pushing his shoulder.
"Deh, stop fucking pushing me bro." He said, pushing me back.
"Then make me some fucking food. I'm hungry." I said. Pouting on the couch. Tay looked at me with a 'The fuck is wrong with you' kind of look and stood up.
"Oh, my fucking god, Deh. You so fucking annoying. C'mere so I can make you something to eat." I hopped up real quick. Me and him walked to the kitchen and I sat on the counter.
"What do you want?" He asked, looking in the fridge.
"Umm, Beenies and weenies." I said, I really like Beenie's and weenies. He got the hotdogs from the fridge, walked over to the pantry and grabbed the beans. They were baked beans, too! He turned on the stove and oiled the pan. He put the beans in first, then the hotdogs.
"Aww, look at my babe cooking." I said, poking his cheek. He moved his head away and continued stirring the pot. He finished cooking the food, got a bowl and put the food inside. He pushed the bowl at me.
"I made you your favorite thing to eat. And you better eat all of it, too." He said, walking off. "Got me slaving over a hot damn stove, cooking you something, cause your big lazy ass don't know how to get the fuck up." He was complaining and it was so cute. He sat down and crossed his arms.
I walked into the living room and sat next to him on the couch. I got some food on my fork and blew it. I put it up to his mouth. He looked at me and opened his mouth. I put the food in and he bit the fork.
"Eww, bae. Your a fork biter. I hate fork biters. That's probably why your teeth so fucked up now." I said, laughing.
He rolled his eyes and laid down on my legs and we watched put on Big mouth. I got another bite of food, that I figured later on was EXTREMELY hot! I put it in my mouth and it dropped out, it landed right on Tay's face...
He stood still, shocked, then his nose flared.
"I know you did not drop that hot ass food on my fucking face, Deh." He said, obviously trying not to lose his patience.
"Sorry, I'll clean it up." I wiped the food off with my finger and wiped his face with my shirt.
"Better?"
"Better. See, I am working my anger. I could have punched your ass in the throat for dropping that hot ass food on me. But, I didn't. Cause I love your big dumbass." He poked my face and turned around to face my stomach. He then poked it.
"Imma put a baby in there." Tay said. Looking up at me.
"Yeah, but I want to be your baby first." I said, looking down on him.
"You already are."
Im gonna have Fuckboy pt2 done really soon. Don't worry. Goodnight, school ends in twwwooo moooooorrreee fffuuuccckkkiiinnnggg daaayyyyssssss!!!!!!!! FUCK YES! I was so tired of waking up at 7 in the morning. Anyways. See y'all later.
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^Issa birdbrain
P.S. Deh is short for Dehjenah.
(Day-sha-nae)
