Dedicated to bambinothaixx
The titles is an inside joke😂
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"Wush Poppin, wush goodie, you fuckers? Im finna prank Jah as a revenge prank. Y'all remember when he pranked me that our dog got stolen? Yeah, well I'm finna get his ass. I'm finna do a break-up prank. Now, knowing him, I'm probably gonna die, so we gon' use this as evidence."
"He said he would be here in twenty minutes, cause I told him I needed to talk to him..."
I hid the camera under a shirt on my dresser.
Then I heard the door unlock in the front of the house.
"R.I.P y'all." I whispered to the camera.
"Babe!" I heard Jahseh yell.
"I'm upstairs." I replied.
I heard him come up the stairs and walk down the hall to our room.
"Hey baby, gimme kiss." He said.
"I don't wanna kiss." I countered.
"Excuse me?" He asked.
"We need to talk, Jahseh." I said.
"Thai, the fuck is wrong with you? You never call me Jahseh." He said, reaching for my face.
I moved quickly and stood up.
"I don't wanna be with you anymore." I said, and walked towards the door. I felt him grab my arm and swing me so fast I swear the camera didn't even catch it.
He grabbed my throat.
"The fuck did you say?" He asked, gritting his teeth.
"I don't want you anymore. This is exactly why. Big bipolar ass." I spat back at him.
"You are not about to just walk away, what's your issue..?" He said, forcing me to look at him.
Of course my dumbass smiled, I couldn't hold a serious face, when he was making one, he looked to funny.
"So this is a joke to you." He said, letting go of me, with an annoyed face. "It's not funny, jokes are supposed to be funny."
"And relationships are supposed to be fun, and not just about sex, and I feel like all you want from me is my body." I said, lying out my ASS. Jahseh was never that type of guy, ever. Now, don't get me wrong, the sex was AMAZING. But, he'd NEVER force me into doing something, and after sex always made me feel loved, so I knew I should have made another reason.
"Thai, when has it EVER been about your body? Your body is amazing, yes. But so is everything else, your personality, your courageous ass things you say and do, your cooking. It is not all about sex." He reached for my hand, but I pulled away.
"It doesn't feel that way. Not anymore. Jahseh, I just...." I started to say.
"You just what, Thai. You just what? Don't be a pussy, say it." He said, gritting his teeth.
"I- " I covered my mouth, because I was about to laugh YET AGAIN.
"This shit is funny to yo-" He paused, and rubbed his temple. "You know what, I'mma go, before I say something real disrespectful." He stormed out the room and down the stairs.
I scrambled to the camera, grinning, thinking I got him real good. I ran out to the hall way and almost dropped the damn camera.
"Jahseh, it's a prank! It's a prank!" I practically screamed. He was at the door. He turned around and I seen tears in his eyes.
