Sherk's day at the swamp.(safe for work)

Waking up to the beautiful sunshine and an end to a day's hard work (my routine)

        I awoke from my slumber tired and cranky I reached for the expired Starbucks coffee and took a drink. After about ten minutes of sitting on the edge of my bed, I got up and started my daily routine, First I went to my bathroom outhouse and brushed my teeth with my homemade toothpaste (i usually post the recipe for it on my blog lol) then I bathe in the swamp for about five minutes. After I'm done in my outhouse I go back inside my house and change form my night clothing to my day clothing this doesn't take very long so it's usually the easiest step. then I proceed to go downstairs and began my healthy breakfast of snails and grubs after I properly season my meal I began eating then start with the next task. this usually includes deep cleaning my entire house. After a couple of hours of cleaning and prepping my house I make lunch I usually have more snails but this time I had grubs instead to keep a healthy balance. After a delicious lunch meal, I take another dip in the swamp just to have a little more relaxation. Then I watch the evening news and make dinner. Then I began prepping for bed I take off my day clothes and put on my pajamas. I go on my phone for a little and scroll through social media. then without realizing it already 2:00 AM in the morning I fall asleep and go back into a slumber and drift off into the dream world slowly...