(photo of my bae :D)
I have been struggling with my love life lately ya know finding the right person and all is kinda hard I just can never find them and tell me about it I have been on so many dates and they all turn out weird and awkward but this time I found them! So my good friend donkey told me about a dating website called tinder and I was all like "well whats tinder?" and my friend explained it and I was interested in using it so I was like you know what let's give this thing a try! So I'd been on it about two weeks and no luck so I just keep trying and I find this guy his name was Barry. I looked at his description and he was a nature lover and was into all sorts of things a was also in to. So we start messaging each other and everything is going pretty good and we schedule to plan a date at a nearby tavern. At this point, I think I finally found someone and I was exactly right! I arrive at the tavern and I see my hot date walk in the door we met eyes and at the moment I felt a pain in my chest it was my heart beating with overwhelming joy and love we order a couple of drinks and hit it off right away turns out we had a lot more in common than I thought! After getting totally drunk from so many drinks we decide to crash at my place. We watch a movie and eat some snacks till finally, we become functioning human beings again. That night I and Barry finally looked into each other's eyes and kissed for a good minute. We have been together ever since and it was the best decision of my life to get tinder and find Barry.
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Sherk's day at the swamp.(safe for work)
Algemene fictieHello, this is a family-friendly all-inclusive Shrek story about Shrek's many everyday encounters and routines at his beloved swamp house.