Well Have SuM Shitpossstttssssッ

please no

YKNOW... being with your family
Openeing Wattpad
And first thing you know you're reading smut under the table
KaTsUDekU aT tHaT
And then your dad catches you,
And READS.
Then
Just
Quietly laughs
Winks at me
And wAlKs oofffFff eaTiNg iCE CrEAm
Like if I wasn't reading about tWo gUYs fUkIng
BOi if yOu dARe brInG tHIs uP AT chRiSTmas yoU fauck

This is a beautiful start to a book isn't it