Well Have SuM Shitpossstttssssッ

HOOPITY B O O P I T Y

MOMS COMING TO GET ME TOMORROW

WHOOOSHHHH

MEANWHILE, I SLEPT THE WHOLE DAY

THEN DAD CAME BACK FROM WORK

AND STARED AT ME ON THE COUCH LIKE "The Fuck?"

I made my weird growling morning noise (sounds like a fucking dying t-rex)

DONT WORRY JAY I TOOK MY PILL DONT KILL ME-!!!!

AND NOW WERE PLAYING SKYRIM

AND DAD IS STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE JUST FOUND

POWDERED MAMMOTH TUSKS

HES JUST LIKE

"DE LA POUDRE DE MAMOUTH!? Y'A DE LA POUDRE, DE, MAMOUTH!?"*

*THERES POWDERED MAMMOTH!? POWDERED MAMMOTH-!?"

And I'm like "yeah......?"

AND SO

W IN HARDIUM LEvI H O E S AAAAA

BA-BAAAIIIII!