Well Have SuM Shitpossstttssssッ

CHOP SOME WOOD? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WOOD!?

I'm SooOOoo sweaty.
11:55 am, both me and my dad are "asleep"
And summers here in Canada are h e l l.
I can't have a single second of cool fresh air.
We don't have AC in this tiny APARTMENT
Help I'm SUFFOCATING
GIVE ME COLD OXYGEN,
I LITERALLY WANT TO LIVE IN THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW,
I don't get Canada.
Its like,
"From September to April, FREEZE your fucking ass."
And then
"From June to October, burn in h e l l on earth."
Get me out of the hellish ride please.
Also in the comments section of one of my books, someone said Canada was a myth...
Is that a meme or something idk I live under a huge fucking rock called the Ink Machine of BnHA and Fnaf:UCN please fill me in