Omni fake QnA
Q: What would you most want out of life?
A: To share my gift with the people i love the most
Q: How would you describe this gift?
A: Um... I would say its all mind games, messing with people's minds to make them hallucinate or dream about something, or at extreme lengths kill them by stopping the heart instantly
Q: What would you say was your first mind trick?
A: Well... I made people think i was a good artist when i was around 5... and ive been practicing ever since
Q: What was your biggest trick?
A: Making an entire room full of people think they were suffocating in space... Yes they did die.
Q: Why do you like breakcore and IDM?
A: I just like the complex melodies and beats they both offer, i could make a universe based solely off of what i feel about these songs.
Q: How do your tricks work?
A: It started as basic telepathy, but then i realized that if i can control a person's mind, i can control their body. And so i practiced
Q: When did you get your job?
A: Well it was after i dealt with a particularly stubborn patient... And yeah ive just been dealing with those types ever since.
Q: Why dont you swear?
A: It feels mean, and im afraid if i do anything mean ill lose it and kill millions...
Q: Well can you share this gift with me?
A: (Omni beams) I'd be glad to!
(End of interview)
