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I don't want I post my beautiful wife's actual picture since that's not all that safe,
8. If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how the hell did it fall off?
9. I wish I could grant my own wishes whenever I want. If I can't wish that, then I wish I could have magic writing powers so that there is always a book with the exact theme I want and so I can consistently write perfectly and fast.