Expanded Universe (Framework Saga)

The Reapers Code

(Gabe) . Guess who I met today! (R3AP3R) Who? (Gabe) He's an Investigator, and he asked me if he could come to my house. (R3AP3R) What did you tell him? (Gabe) That I had to ask you. (R3AP3R) Well he can come. (Gabe) Okay!

2 days later-

(Spencer) *Not seeing R3AP3R* So Gabe, Where's your dad? (Gabe) *Pointing to R3AP3R* He's right here. Can't you see him? (Spencer) *Looking harder* (R3AP3R) *Shows himself* (Spencer) *Screams in surprise* Where did you come from?!? (R3AP3R) I've been here the whole time. (Spencer) That's impossible, there's no way you could just appear out of thin air. (R3AP3R) Watch me. *Disappears* (Spencer) *Puts his hand through the space R3AP3R was just in* Where did you go? *Feels the floor for a trapdoor* (R3AP3R) There's no trapdoor. (Spencer) There's always a trapdoor, or something else that lets you fake it. (Gabe) My Dad's the sneakiest person in the world. (Spencer) Can I speak to you in private? (R3AP3R) Sure. (Gabe) *Runs off, and goes to his playroom* (R3AP3R) So, what do you want to ask? (Spencer) Is Gabe really your son? (R3AP3R) Not biologically, but I took him in after his parents died. (Spencer) When was this? (R3AP3R) About 8 years ago. (Spencer) So, how did you find him? (R3AP3R) I was nearby, and I saw him, and he was crying, so I asked what was wrong, he said that his parents just died, so I took him as my son. (Spencer) So, he's not actually your son? (R3AP3R) Are you not human? (Spencer) *Confused* (R3AP3R) He's as much my son as you are human. (Spencer) Oh, okay.

Spencer interviews R3AP3R for several more minutes-

(Spencer) I never got your name. (R3AP3R) It's R3AP3R. (Spencer) *Scared* As in the R3AP3R, the most lethal hitman the world has ever known, R3AP3R? (R3AP3R) Yes, and if you tell anyone I will personally hunt you down. (Spencer) Why would I waste a perfect opportunity to interview the world's most lethal assassin? (R3AP3R) You'll be surprised how many people I've had to hunt down. (Spencer) I bet. There's one question that's bugging me, *Pointing to the symbols on R3AP3R's katana* What do those mean? (R3AP3R) Shi no onjin? (Spencer) Yes. (R3AP3R) Reaper of Death. (Spencer) That's... fitting. (Gabe) *Hears knock at the door* I'll get that. (Matthew) *Barging in* Hey Gabe let's go to the basket ball court. (Gabe) Not now I have a friend over. (R3AP3R) *To Matthew, angrily* How many times do I have to tell you to wait until someone opens the door! (Matthew) But I could hear you from outside. (R3AP3R) *FUMING* IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE OPENS THE DOOR!!! (Matthew) I AM THE AMAZING Azure I DO NOT NEED TO OPEN DOORS WHEN THEY OPEN FOR ME! (R34P3R) *Pulls out his katana* You sure about this kid. (Matthew) *Pulling out his small swords* Yeah! (Gabe) Stop this! (Reaper) *Puts his katana away* I will, but only because you asked. (Matthew) Afraid to fight me! (R34P3R) *Suddenly standing in front of Matthew, holding him in the air by his throat* No, but I don't want to have to kill you in front of Gabe. (Matthew) *Tries to speak, but can't due to R34P3R's hand on his throat* (R34P3R) *Loosening his grip on Matthew's throat* What was that? (Matthew) *Strangledly* I'm Sorry. (R34P3R) *Sets Matthew down* That's better.

10 seconds of complete shock later-

(Spencer) You know I didn't just come here to investigate the weird things going on around here. I wanted to ask you to kill the gang known as The Ice Cross and I was thinking that R34P3R and his sidekick (R34P3R) I hate those guys they took my pizza, anyway I don't have a sidekick, I have a difficulty modifier. (Spencer) Okay, anyways, R34P3R and Matthew would be able to destroy the whole gang in one go. (Matthew) 1) yes we'll take the job 2) I'll kill you if you call me a sidekick again. (R34P3R) I'll flip you for it. (Matthew) How about if I get to him first I kill him, and if you do, then you get to. (R34P3R) Deal. (Spencer) Hey! I'm still here. (R34P3R) We know. (Gabe) *Excitedly* Can I come? (R34P3R) I'm sorry, but it'll be too dangerous for you. (Gabe) But nothing is to dangerous for you two to do it. (R34P3R) Yes but we've done this for a long time. (Matthew) And we've been training a lot. (Gabe) *Hopefully* So if I train hard I can go with you? (R34P3R) *Dotingly* Of course. (Gabe) YAY! *Runs off to the training room* (R34P3R) I should make sure he doesn't hurt himself. *Follows Gabe* (Spencer) So, how did you meet R34P3R? (Matthew) I was on a mission when he came out of nowhere, scaring the [censored] out of me. From that point forward we've been friends. (Spencer) So no complicated backstory? (R34P3R) *From the training room* NOPE! (Spencer) *Weirded out* How does he do that? (Matthew) Who knows, I sure don't.