One day the dingus ate a pancake and then a boy came up and Laura thought he was really cute and she thought he was gonna ask her out! she got soo happy. but then he walked up an slapped her with her own pancake and say UGLY DINGUS!!!!! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!!!

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laura is dingus
Fantasyshe is a dingus because penguins chew laffytaffys on Thursday. laura the most ugly girl ever known finally found her true love but then he slapped her and said ugly dingus. she then ate a poptart THE END