Fuck You •Jake Webber•

5.

When the movie was over I Decide I didn't want to be inside anymore, I kicked down the door to see a night sky. I put in headphones because I didn't want to hear Sam, who for some reason wanted to join.

"Sam like why" I say putting on panic at the disco, "well it's not my fault Hamilton didn't like Eliza enough" he was too full of himself, does he not know how much Hamilton loves Eliza, this Beautiful man doesn't know shiz.

"I can't talk to you about this bro" I breathed, I started to walk faster. "Hazel wait" Sam called running to catch up with me, "soooo" he stretched out the o in his sentence. "Who do you like?" He sounded like he was in Elementary school.

"Sam, not this again" he then sat down on the curve of the road, "come sit with me and tell me the tea sister" he used a high pitched girl voice,

"Sam I like too many people" "HA LOSER" Sam yells. "Shut up and I really think I have a problem Sam, like it feels like people are forcing me to like people, I like Colby, jake AND Sam" I quickly realized what I said, Sam just looks at me for a second before kissing me, like DAMN.

"Your a good kisser friend," Sam said after a minute of silence, "okay Let's go inside" I said standing up. "I like you friend" Sam says as I help him up. "Mm, I do too friend" I say.

A/n

I don't watch sam and Colby and all those adorable men, so like idk, and this is the weirdest fanfic I've read so I had to make it weirder. And I spiced things up by adding Hamilton, and I'm sorry this person like three people but it's fun. Lmao this is so much fun because I'm gonna ruin fanfic for my friends.
Love, Evy/Evan/yoyocash/EVELYN/idk 🖤
Bye losers (your not losers your great I just like saying loser)