S: Kurt!!
K: Oh, Hey?
S: I need to ask you a question..
K: I swear if it's about me coming back to glee club, the answer is no. I'm happy at Dalton.
S: That's not what I was gonna talk about..
K: Oh. Well go on then :)
S: How do you do it?
K: Excuse me?
(Inside Kurts mind:
"Please tell me she's not talking about sex... I barely even know about it myself!! I just had the weirdest conversation with my dad and I DO NOT need that again")
S: How are you okay with being gay? And having the school know and stuff?
K: Oh, that's what you want? I thought you were gonna ask something else XD
S: ??
K: Nothinggg
K: Anyway, I've just kinda accepted it; not everyone is gonna like who I am but as long as I'm okay with who I am then there's o point in hiding.
S: Oh
K: May I ask why you asked?
S: Oh.. I was jw
K: Are you gay too?
S: NO
S: HELL NO
S: NOT AT ALL
S: STOP PRESSURING ME
S: BYE
