Hey No. No. I just want to say hi to you. No. Did you know that you killed Your wife by your anger. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Was that a good Star Wars Reference? No. Are the new Star Wars movies original. NO! Do you think that Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord. No. So he isn't a Sith Lord? No. Um, okay? No. Anyways, have you heard that your previous owner is replacing you. No. Well, he got a new book. N....NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah, now he can work on his Twilight fan fiction, which sounds like a stupid idea. No. Um, are you alright? NO! Well, who cares anyway. No...... I mean, it's not like you cares for him anyways. No. What do you mean by no? No. Oh yeah, no means no. No. No? No. No? No.
We need to get back on topic! No. Do you just want a friend? Ye....No! Nani!? No! Were you about the say.... NO! If you want a friend, you should've asked! NO! Can I be your friend? Yes! NO! I honesty didn't know that you had a heart. NO! I must become vegan so I don't eat anything like you! No. Oh yeah, you aren't meat. No. Besides, I honesty don't think I could live without ice cream and meat. No. Well it's possible, it just seems too hard for me. No. Anyways, I forgot to ask, what kind of entity are you.
*Drumroll Please*
No.
Oh, I should've expected that. No.
Can I have something to eat?
No.
Can I have something to eat?
No.
Can I have something to eat?
No.
Can you say anything but no?
No.
Come on man! No. You ruined my Spongebob reference, NOOOOO! No.
Don't expect any more chapters soon! No. Oh fine, maybe next week! No.
This book is dedicated to
No.
