Augustus is so popular!

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(So it was decided that I am now going to do only one truth and dare every chapter! k? k.)

Adële: Hello my friends! Long time no see!

Bruno: Vhy have you not been updating Adële?

Adële: Many reasons you don't Vant to hear....

*dingy dong*

Adële: YAY! Trus or Dare time! *looks at t/d* Augustus you are required!

Augustus: Yes Adële. Vat are sey?

Adële: Trus or Dare first?

Augustus: Dare!

Adële: Really? I sought you vould do sa trus first...Vatever. Your dare is from @Littlewolf65 Sey dare you to be dunked in to a pool of our finest Klüb IcE squids! *pulls conveniently placed lever making a giant tub of squids wearing Klüb IcE uniforms fall from the ceiling* Come on Augustus!

Squids: Unce Unce Unce IMMA SQUID! Unce Unce Unce!

Augustus: VHY YOU DO DIS TO MWA! *gets tied to rope and pulled into air above tank* AHHHHHHHHH-Unce Unce-HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Adële: Svim Augustus Svim!

Squids: Unce Unce IMMA SQUID Unce unce!

Augustus: SEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE SA KLÜB ICE MUSIC! *finally makes it out of squid pool* *trying to catch breath* V-V-vat is s-sa Trus-s?

Adële: *flips the conveniently placed lever again making the squids go bye bye* Ok so sa trus is from @Magnification she asks, Augustus Vat do your eyes look like? *quickly pull of Augustus's glasses, gasping* SO BOODIFUL!!

Augustus: *eyes glowing many different colors* Really?

Adële: *shakes head really fast* C C C C C C! SO GUCHI! SO FAB! SO SO SO BOODIFUL!! *passes out from boodiful-ness*

Augustus: better put zese back on..*puts sunglasses back on* Vell she vill vrite you all next time! Bye bye her darlings!

~Augustus (Adële)

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