Two more questions

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by TianaTwitch

by TianaTwitch

SilentDeath221:Toby and Jeffers! I dare u two to dance to candy candy in dresses!

Me:hehehehehe.... Tobyyyyyyyyy! Jeeefffrehhhhh! C'mere!

Toby: Yesh Ti? *twitch*

Jeff: da fuq u want?

*hands them paper with dare*

Both: HAIIILLL NAAWW!!!

Me: *uses puppydog eyes through meh goggles*PWEEAASSSEE TOBY?? *baby voice*

Toby: *covers goggle lenses* you know I don't stand a chance against those eyes!! ..........ugh. Fuck a duck! ok...

*grabs one of my dresses*

Me: Jeff you too or I'll get Jeff the potato. *walks over to door and acts like I'm gonna open it*

Jeff:*wimpers* ok ok!! *goes to find one*

*both come back*

Me: ready?

Both:shake their head no*

Me: well to *twitch* bad! *starts music*

Toby&Jeff: *dancing*

Jeff: *starts twerking*

Everyone: IT BURNSSSSS!!!!

Me: ok ok *twitch*stop stop! *stops music* *laughing* let's go to the next one *wipes tear from eye*

emo_angel02: Tiana- when did you meet the creepypasa's?

Tiana: BACKSTORY TIMEEE!!!!

Everyone: *gathers around*

Me: well one day my mom died in a bank robbery and since I couldn't live alone, my abusive father had to stay with me. He would hit me,say he never wanted me,he would call me names,point out every little flaw I had until one day I just got sick of it. I went out into the back of the house and found a pair of hatchets. I walked into the house and waited for my father to come home. When he walked into the house he was drunk and he started to slur curses at me. Of course i just stood there with an insane smile on my face. he eventually noticed and asked me what the hell was wrong with me. then I slowly took the hatchets from behind my back. he didn't notice I had them before so he just stood there. then I was all like: Remember that perfect girl you always wanted? well guess what.you broke her. Then I started slicing him up like nobody's business! But then I realized after losing the only one who understood me,Toby, no one would miss me. So I decided to do what was best. get rid of myself. so long storeh short I was about to keel myself but Hodeh and maskeh and slendahman ova dah saved me before I died and then I came here and from then on I was henceforth called Tiana Twitch!

Everyone: *claps*

Me: I didn't wanna keep all y'all here all day so I just hurried it along! welp keep asking questions and.... *takes off goggles and puts on black lensed shades* I'll be back *deep monotone voice*