The long ass chapter i was talking about.

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Me: so yeah people this was the loong ass chapter I was talking about. So lets get 'er dun!

Everyone: *downstairs and waiting*

Me:so first *twitch* one! *me and Toby read it aloud cuz he still clinging to me.*

xXxSotoxXx:EJ,LJ YOU LISTEN TO ME *uses magic to pick up EJ and LJ bringing them to me* you will listen or both of you are dead meat...*pushes them as they both crash into the wall* *giggles and smiles sweetly* hehe oh! And I love you JeffreyMan XD

LJ and EJ:NUUUUUUUUUU *hits the wall* *groans*

Me: *tries not to laugh*

Jeff: *smirks a bit* even when I'm dressed in the worst possible outfit.

Trendor:oh you wanna see the worst outfit? *walks over to LJ* I'm sorry honey but..*looks him up and down* stripes are SOO last year.

Me: Ô.Ô well uhh..yeah next comment..*twitch*

IAMYOURPAIN:I has another Jeffrey question!!! Ok so I wants to make people look beautiful liek you but how can I do it? Do you lyke Mudkipz? And this really isn't a question but I ❤ u :3

Jeff: Well it takes a steady hand and a REALLY sharp knife. You start at the corners of the mouth and work your way up. BUT you can't rush it cause if you do it will look like some 3 year old came and dragged a sharp red crayon across their face. Yes I like Mudkipz and *blushes and clears throat* uhhh.. Thank you.. *looks away*

Me:*died from all the kawaii* XuX

Toby: *on the floor next to me,still hugging me* ALRIGHT THEN. *twitch* NEXT!

TICCIISAWESOME: Erm... I dunno what I was when this dare popped and, um well I dare toby to rape you

Me: *all of a sudden sits up and slowly turns head toward Toby*

Toby: >:3 COOOOOOOOMMEEE OOOOOOONNN TIIIIIIIIAANNNNNNAA........*stands up and throws me over his shoulder*

Me: Ohhhhh SHEIT... what did I get myself into..?

Everyone: *waves at them and watches as we disappear up the stairs*

BEN: wanna put a camera up there and see what they do?

Everyone: *nods eagerly*

*after BEN fazes into the room invisible and sets up the camera*

BEN: alright.... Hurr we go..

Jeff: there ain't no going back. *deep voice*

*watches me and Toby make out*

*other things that I will not go into detail about*

Me: T-Toby I'm g-gonna...

Toby: *nods* m..me t-too!

* releases on Tiana's body*

Toby: *jerks his head to the side to move his sweaty hair out of his face* I might not say it alot but...I really do love you... I always have and always will. *kisses Tiana*

Me: *parts* I love you too.

*downstairs*

Everyone: *nosebleeds*

BEN: DAAAAYYYYYUMMMM...

Jeff: who knew Toby had in him? I didn't.

*Me and Toby come down*

Me: 😳

Toby: 😏😎

Jeff: *walks up to Toby* MAN YOU HIT THAT!!! *does the little thing where you slap someone's hand and then cup your fingers together then pull away and snap* MY NIGGA!!

Toby: You know it man!

Me: ok uhhh...lets move on..

TICCIISAWESOME: Erm.. Idk what I was thinking' but I dare you and toby to have a giant pretend wedding and i dare ben to marry me lol. Also Muahaahhahahhaha

Me: WOW. We have (ya know)and then we marry each other. This is like, every fan fic. XD

Toby: *bends down on one knee and takes my hand* Tiana Evangeline Robertson, will you do me the honors of becoming my pretend wife? *opens hand and he has a pink ring pop*

Me: *gets all misty-eyed and nods head speachless*

Everyone: awwwww

BEN: uhhhhh oh yeah! *clears throat*Mousie? will you marry me? Gets down on one knee and holds out an (fave color) ring pop*

TICCIISAWESOME: *nods and smiles*

**at wedding**

Toby and BEN: *standing at the altar in some very dapper tuxes*

Slendy: *comes down the isle with me and TICCIISAWESOME on each of his arms*

Me: *wearing a dress like Cinderella's just white,with a sweetheart neckline,tulle covering the bottom part,(ya know the one that flutters behind when u move)pink gloves and a pink vail. And my hair straightened to not look like crap*

TICCIISAWESOME: *(however u wanna look)*

*we get to the altar*

Splendor: Dearly beloved, we are gathered to today to celebrate the pretend matrimony of Tiana and Toby and BEN and Mousie........

**After the beautiful vows**

Splendy: if anyone dare to object to why these for should not wed,speak now or forever hold your peace *looks around*

Every creepypasta: (including the ones reading this!!!) *silence* *that one dude who always coughs*

Splendy: By the power vested in me by all the creepypastas everywhere,I now pronounce husbands and wives. You may kiss your brides.

Toby: *dips me and kisses me*

Everyone:*chuckles*

BEN: grabs Mousie's face,brings her close and kisses her*

**at the party**

Me: ALRIGHT!! GET READY!! *turns around to throw the bouquet of roses* *throws it* *slow mo*

Lauren(my bridesmaid): *slow mo jumps up and catches it* HERMEHGERD!! HERMEHGERD!! I CAUGHT IT BETCHES!!! YAAAASSSS

Dark Link: Finally. So now I can do this..* dips and kisses her*

**at the wedding cake**

Me and Toby: *loop our arms to eat the first piece of cake,laughing*

BEN and Mousie: *do the same*

**later**

Me,Toby,Mousie and BEN:*first slow dance*

Me: *leans head Toby's forehead*

Toby: *leans in to kiss me and puts his hand over the camera lens*

**camera shuts off*

Lol told you I would update.. Sorry If I missed one by accident. Knowing me I probs did. Lol bye betches!!

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