RD: Hey guys
Rarity: Yes, darling?
RD: I have allergies like.. What the fuck?
Twilight: Watch your Mouth!!
RD: And it's Twilight's fault I have allergies
Twilight: I did nothing to you!
RD: Oh yes you did, Peasant
Applejack: What caused the allergies
RD: Twilight made me read the Twilight saga series and I got rashes after that
Twilight: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
RD: I'm in my bed dying thanks to you
Pinkie: Lets take her to the hospital
Applejack: What? Nope
RD: I live in the hospital
Fluttershy: We'll just look for someone who can take care of you at the moment
RD: That's a good idea
Pinkie: Good, I'm calling Soarin
RD: WAIT WHAT!?
On second thought, I can take care of myself
Fluttershy: Is that so?
Imawesome: Yep
Twilight: *facepalm*