Vlog Squad Group Chats

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A/N this story now has 11k reads HELP ME
also thanks Brie for some ideas for what Gabbie did :)

ALSO THIS CHAPTER IS REALLY LONG OOPS

Thursday, 11:56am

YouTube
Trisha Paytas: "EXPOSING EVERYONE IN THE VLOG SQUAD"

Trisha: Gabbie.
Now let's get started because there are a lot of things to go through here.
We're going to start with the least bad things, and end in the worst.
Jason, want to start?

Jason: Of course.
Let's expose this hoe.
So, Gabbie is wealthy.
Maybe not rich, but she definitely isn't poor.
Anyway, you guys know The Hollywood Fix, right?

Trisha: Pretty much paparazzi.
They love to hound me when I go out.
Like, I love them, but it's annoying.

Jason: Anyways, they somehow found out about some stuff she did.
And they confronted her, like normal human beings.
And she had some kind of mental breakdown and ended up paying them...
15,000 dollars.

Trisha: Crazy.
I mean, I could easily afford it, but I think that was a lot of her money.
Next on the list, her Instagram stories and the 'Jannette' twitter account.

Jason: Now, for a few weeks Gabbie has been posting weird Instagram stories.
Saying things like "the show must go on" and "if only you knew what I know"
When addressed about these, she said it was 'teasers for a new song'.
Well, let me tell you right now, she was lying.
Just trying to expose Liza and David.

Trisha: As for the twitter, an account going by the name 'Jannette' was posting tweets about Liza and David breaking up.
These tweets were about exactly what happened, just leaving out Corinna.
'Jannette' also said that they knew someone in the Vlog Squad, and were talking about Gabbie quite a bit.
A few hackers later and and we found out that Gabbie's email account was the one in 'Jannettes' profile.
Bingo.

Jason: Now you may be thinking, 'why would Gabbie do this?'
Well, it's because she was jelous.
Liza had taken David from her, and then Corinna stole him too.
So she tried to expose them.
But not before we expose her.

Trisha: Now, the list still goes on, with two more sins remaining.
This is where it starts to get bad.
Really, really bad.
Gabbie slept with a 15 year old boy.
Gabbie is 27, a full 12 years older than him.
This boy, who we will not reveal the name of for legal purposes, is just a nerdy grade 9.
Who just so happened to help a drunk woman to her car.
Gabbie was drunk. Really drunk.

Jason: And she managed to convince this lovely boy to come home with her, make sure she was ok.
He agreed, and she started driving home with him in the car.
Let me remind you, she is drunk driving with a minor in the car. Very illegal.
And when the two got home, she seduced him.

Trisha: Few hours later and bang bang, they're both passed out.
So, yeah, she slept with a minor, and drove drunk.

Jason: But that's not it.
The next thing she did involves someone you may know.

Lovable cameraman, Andrew Siwicki.

Trisha: Now I used to be friends with him.
But after this, even I have come to resent him, at least a little.

Jason: So, Gabbie and Andrew used to date.
Turns out Gabbie got pregnant.
No one noticed because of how fat she was.
Anyway, they started to worry about money, their incomes weren't enough.
And that's when Gabbie decided to rob a bank.

Trisha: Now she wasn't going to go into a real bank all pregnant, trying to steal money.
But she could try to hack into an online one.
You all remember when a few people's bank accounts suddenly dropped to zero a year or two ago?
Well, now you know why.

Jason: Oh, and by the way, she also had an abortion a week or two before her duedate.
That baby was almost alive, and she killed it.
Along with stealing money, fucking a kid, and throwing her 'friends' under the bus.

Trisha and Jason: Fun