Camp Camp group chat

Maxwell/maxie and dads

(They are 15 now)Thatonejadedkid:Wassup BITCHESSS
gayvid:max language 😑
Thatonejadedkid:David stop using emojis
Gayvid:why?
Thatonejadedkid:it's annoying
Wakeupandsmellthenature:guys it 2Am
Gayvid:max woke me up
Thatonejadedkid:I don't sleep but I'm going go do something adios
__________switching to real life ________
Max gets out of his cot,being careful not to wake the sleeping Neil and runs off into the forest where quarter master took him and opens the bushes all the animals are surprised and scared he's going hurt them "I'm not going hurt you" he say pulling out some bread for the birds nuts for the squirrels and carrots for the bunnys max sits down watching them eat petting the rabbits after a hour he leaves saying goodbye to his new animal friends
__________when everyone is awake switching to group chat________________
Wakeupandsmellthenature:max where were you everyone was worried sick
Thatonejadedkid:none of your business guys I know how to stay safe
TheRealneil:last time I checked you were a small bean that couldn't defend for himself
Thatonejadedkid:Daniel taught me Neil so mind your god damn business
TheRealneil:That cultist???
Thatonejadedkid:yep
Wakeupandsmellthenature:the fuck max he tried to kill us
Thatonejadedkid:he gave up being a cult leader and taught me close combat and how to fight and say only use his special knife he gave me when someone's messing with someone I love.
Knives:Max get ready for the first beat down of the year
Thatonejadedkid:no
TheRealneil:I wouldn't do that Nurf
_________5 seconds later everyone hears Nurf scream
Imsocool:did Nurf just scream?
Hamilton❤️:I think so!
Switching to real life
Everyone goes outside to see max and Nurf fighting
Neil and ered take out there phones and record max and Nurf then Nikki screams "beat his ass max!"
Max then throws a major punch and making Nurf hit a tree and few inches away max they walks off breathing heavily and passes everybody while everyone is going to check on Nurf
Group chat
Gayvid:MAX WHY DID YOU BEAT NURF UP AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT
Thatonejadedkid:eh he was trying to beat my ass and I learned it from Daniel and before you ask he stopped being a cult and was teaching self combat
Spaceandthestars;Wooooooww
TheRealneil:Damn I tried to tell you Nurf
Wakeupandsmellthenature:don't mess with Maxie 😋
Imsocool:Maxie?
TrashyTv:Nikki did you just call max Maxie?
Wakeupandsmellthenature:NO IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I MEANT MAXWELL
WHEREAREYOURPAPERS:Maxwell
TheRealneil:still Maxwell
Wakeupandsmellthenature:you guys are dumb if you don't know Max's real name is Maxwell
Thatonejadedkid:true fact
H O O E Y:not even I knew that
Thatonejadedkid:oh hey dad
H O O E Y: hey son
Gayvid:Jasper!
Thatonejadedkid:Oh hey other dad
TheRealneil:dad?
TrashyTv:wait what did you say max??????
Wakeupandsmellthenature:dad??
Thatonejadedkid:did I stutter?? i said dad
Gayvid:awww max
Thatonejadedkid:david don't make this lame
Gayvid:ok
BelieveInmagic:wait David is your dad???
Nerristhecutemage:^^^
Thatonejadedkid:yes he adopted me last time when my parents didn't come with jasper
TrashyTv:that's a suprsise
Thatonejadedkid:I gonna annoy David wanna come nik?
Wakeupandsmellthenature:ok!
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