Pikemans challenge part 1(maxs verse)(Irl verison)

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This is inspired by horrible trash on Fanfiction.net
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3rd person
Pikeman was at camp Campbell wanting to get there campers once again with the 3 judges with him from the camporee
"So guys I challenge one of your campers to a song battle"Pikeman said hands behind his back and that evil smirk plastered on his face.of course David accepted the challenge being the stupid enthusiastic shit he is. The red head turned on his heels asking "anybody know how to play any instruments?"
Nobody answered
"You have 10 seconds" pikeman said getting ready to have some new campers
Max sighed "FINE" he pulled out a guitar with a scowl on his face "max you-" "shut the fuck up david" max said causing David to shut up.
(Play the song)Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning
Bla-bla-black sheep, have you any soul?
No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals
Max, be nimble, Max,be quick
Pikeman's a little whore and his alibis are dirty tricks
So could you
Tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature
Listen, mark my words, one day
You will pay, you will pay
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Aware, aware, you stalk your prey
With criminal mentality
You sink your teeth into the people you depend on
Infecting everyone, you're quite the problem
Feefifofum, you better run and hide
I smell the blood of a petty little coward
Max, be lethal, max, be slick
Pikeman will leave you lonely dying in a filthy ditch
So could you
Tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature
Listen, mark my words, one day
You will pay, you will pay
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Maybe you'll change
Abandon all your wicked ways
Make amends and start anew again
Maybe you'll see
All the wrongs you did to this camp
And start all over, start all over again
Who am I kidding
Now, let's not get overzealous You've always been a huge piece of shit
If I could kill you I would
But it's frowned upon in all fifty states
Having said that, burn in hell
So tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature
Listen, mark my words, one day
You will pay, you will pay
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Karma's gonna come collect your debt

Max finishes breathing heavily leaving the campers and leaving pikeman In astonishment but that dirty little smirk crawls back on that acne covered face "That was awesome max" Neil says looking at the boy.
"Yeah babe" Nikki says kissing max on cheek
"Thanks" he says
"Now,my turn"pikeman says look like he just won the lottery.

Cliffhanger! Jk I'm just going to find some song for pikeman.Anyways when I find it i will update another chapter adios!!!

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