WARNING- If you have not read about the Dark Forest, do NOT read this song!
I really like this song so didnt change much. But its supposed to be sung by Tigerstar and his Dark Forest Warriors, when there talking about their plans to destroy the clans. This song is a parody of 'Be Prepared' from Disney's 'The Lion King'. Enjoy!
BTW- I couldnt get a video with the backing voices :(
I never thought Warriors essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a sheep's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking Clans and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Brokenstar: And where do we feature?
Tigerstar: Just listen to mentor
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And in justice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Darkstripe: Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
Tigerstar: For the death of the Clans
Clawface: Are they sick?
Tigerstar: No, fool! We're going to kill them and Firestar, too
Mapleshade: Great idea! Who needs Clans?
Everyone: No Clans, no Clans!
Tigerstar: Idiots! There will be a Clan!
Mapleshade: But you said-
Tigestar: I will be Leader!
Stick with me and you'll never be mistreated again!
Yay, all right! Long live the Clans
Long live the Clans!
Everyone: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a cat who'll be all-time adored
Tigerstar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a whiff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be leader, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
Everyone: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Songs
Fiksi PenggemarI really wanted to make this book because it looked fun! So here are some lyrics me and my friends created. Most of them go along to music from other songs so I will leave links. If you have any ideas PM me and if I put your song or poem in the book...
