The Cat Song

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This is a silly parody of 'The Duck Song' which is from someone on YouTube. Enjoy!

BTW- Could not find instrumental with lyrics, Sorry!

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)

A kit walked up to ThunderClan

And he said to the cat, running the clan

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The cat said

"No, we just catch squirrels But it's good

And it's fresh

And it's all home-made(?). Can I get you a piece?

The kit said,

"I'll pass."

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

The kit walked up to ThunderClan

And he said to the cat, running the Clan,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The cat said

"No, like I said yesterday,

We just catch squirrels. OK?

Why not give it a try?"

The kit said,

"Goodbye."

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away

(Paddle Paddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the kit walked up to ThunderClan

And he said to the cat running the clan,

"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The cat said,

"Look, this is getting old.

I mean, squirrel's are all we've ever caught.

Why not give it a go?"

The kit said,

"How 'bout, no."

Then he padded away

(Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away

(Paddle Paddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the kit walked up to ThunderClan

And he said to the cat running the clan,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The cat said,

"THAT'S IT!

If you don't stay away, Kit,

I'll leave you in a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.

So don't get to close!"

The kit said,

"Adios."

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away

(Paddle Paddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the kit walked up to ThunderClan

And he said to the cat running the clan,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any honey?"

"What?"

"Got any honey?"

"No, why would I- oh!"

And one more question for you;

"Got any grapes?"

(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the cat just stopped.

Then he started to smile.

He started to laugh.

He laughed for a while.

He said,

"Come on kit, let's walk to the bushes

I'll pick you some grapes

So you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the bushes

And the cat picked some grapes.

He gave one to the kit and the kit said,

"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day.

Do you think this clan...

Do you think this clan...

Do you think this clan...has any... squirrels?"

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away.

(Paddle Paddle Paddle)

Then he padded away

(Paddle Paddle)

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