The Fuckboy ~S.M.~

XXVI {Ex-Dumb}

{Courtney's POV}

It's already late in the night. Diana is seriously staying in the same hotel as us, only on another level.

I'm with Shawn in our room while the rest is probably by Diana. That bitch.

He's playing on his guitar when I think of an idea.

"Fuckboy!", I shout at him from across the room.

"What's wrong nerd!", he shouts back at me.

"Do you still got Stacey's phone number?"

"Of course. I have all the girls their numbers."

I roll with my eyes and he throws his phone at me. I catch him but the screen is broken.

"Dude what happened with that?", I asked him confused pointing at the screen.

"Oh, nothing. I was frustrated that you didn't believed me so out of anger I threw my phone against the wall."

"And you call that nothing?"

He shrugs and keeps on playing.

"What are you gonna do?", he eventually asks me as he sees that I'm looking through his phone.

"We're gonna call Stacey and ask for an explanation."

"And you think she's gonna give it because???"

"Because she's dumb as fuck."

"Okay fact." He puts his guitar aside and comes sit next to me.

I search between his contacts but I can't find Stacey.

"You'll find her under "Ex-dumb""

I look at him with a: are-you-serious? face and he answers with: "Don't judge me."

I go to the e...

Ex-bitch
Ex-betch
Ex-cheerleader
Ex-diva
Ex-dog girl

Finally.

Ex-dumb

I press on the contact and want to call but he stops me.

"What are you gonna say?"

"I don't know, ask for an explanation."

"What if Diana told her that we maybe have a clue? I mean, you aren't the type she would be afraid of. No offense."

"No you're right," and I think for a plan, "You call her!"

"Me!? Why?"

"Just be, you know, fuckboy-ish and stuff and she'll say it, she's dumb. And if that doesn't work you still can scream to her and she'll be afraid."

"Okay, fine." And he grabs his phone and press on the green phone thingy.

*biiieeep*

*biiieeep*

*biiiee*

"OMG SHAWN!? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME!?"

"You know, I was thinking about something."

"What were you thinking?", she says on a sexy tone. Ugh. How can you even say things on a sexy tone?

"What would you do if I would send you some... Roses?"

"That would be so romantic! Are you gonna do that!?"