Life as a Proxy

Chapter 5: Done With Story

"You see? We aren't that different, you and I." Mickey said. He practically told my entire story, just retold in a Disney fashion. "Gee, I didn't know my story was similar to yours...it's just that I never had a girlfriend." I replied. "Do yourself a favor and don't. Otherwise you'll just serve yourself a thanksgiving feast full of heartbreak." Mickey replied in a concerned tone. "It's late, you should get to bed." "Thanks, Mickey." I said. And I think for the first time in a long time, Mickey smiled. I went to bed and actually slept peacefully. I awoke at the right time, I went downstairs to be greeted by a man with a slit smile, no visible eyelids and bleach white skin. "Jeff, right?" I said. Before you ask, consider this. I might be a creepypasta fan. Jeff looked at me out of confusion, he was surprised that I wasn't scared of him. Slender Man teleported at the exit of the house with Masky. "Jeff." Slender Man said. Jeff spun around toward him. "You have slumber party duty." Slender Man instructed. "F-Fangirls?" Jeff squeamishly asked. I've heard of creepypasta fangirls. they go around on the internet making creepypasta antagonists "hot" or "kawaii". "No, Jeff. No fangirls" Slender Man reassured him. "Right on." Jeff said while walking toward the exit. It seemed as though this manor teleports place to place. The Manor exit closed as Slender Man said "Ticci Toby. Drive-In duty" Ticci Toby said nothing, he just walked through. "Mickey, same duty." Slender Man said "Little children." "Good luck" I said to Mickey "Good luck to you, too." Mickey replied. "Vincent" Slender Man said. "Incompetent civilian duty." Oh, come on. I'm gonna be the antagonist of a creepypasta that LeatherIceCream makes fun of. But I didn't complain, I walked through, I then realized that I was wearing a mask that looked like sloths face from "The Binding Of Isaac" I found the idiot I had to kill. I took an ice pick and a hammer from my pocket---wait, when did I get this? I woke up in a puddle of blood? mine? no...the victim? I looked over and saw how brutally I dismembered the person. I jolted up. Not because of the dead body, but because of the police. "Freeze!" One of the police men said. Slender Man teleported behind me and killed the police men and teleported us back to the manor. "For the first time, you did pretty good, just less blood, ok?" Slender Man said. "Sure" I said...I think my sanity is slowly draining.