Nightsilver Oneshots

Gay Watermelon

Warning: there is like a lot of mentions of sex in here and a lot of cussing

Sanic has created a chat

Sanic has added Scotty, SoftKitty, MyBlueberry, and Jeans

Sanic: @scotty do u want to eat watermelon w me

Scotty: im not gay

Sanic: bitch its a watermelon

i didnt ask u to suck my imaginary dick

U LITERALLY HAVE A BF WHAT DO U

Scotty: bi erasure

Sanic: literally both my sister and her boyfriend is bi

and so is my biological father

but i love charles too <3

Scotty: ew dont clump me 2gether w u

me and @jeans r bi buddies 2gether

Sanic: DO U WANT SOME FUCKING WATERMELON OR NOT U RAT

Scotty: duh? like @jeans what a fucking idiot amiright?

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Jeans: sry i was bing shot but yes peter is an idiot

MyBlueberry: 1 please don't call peter names and 2 you weren't being shot you were just taking a nap

Jeans: i was bing shot at in my dreams ok

SoftKitty: r u ok

Jeans: im fine

Scotty: u know u could just say that out loud right

Sanic: says the da that literally just took the time to type all that

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Scotty has added Jubes, Stormy, Rogue, and Twin

Scotty: i wanna start shit

peter is a dumbass

Sanic: bitchhhhhhh what r u chatting

Rogue: ok i cant believe im chatting this but since when has peter swore this much

Sanic: since i sat on kurts dick

Twin: FJRNTJCNFNFFICFK

Scotty: PETER SHUT UP THERE R KIDS AND LESBIANS PRESENT

Jubes: I AM A LESBIAN

Stormy: we know ;)

Jeans: quick pussy bitch spreads his legs and lesbians get scared

SoftKitty: im gone

Sanic: @softkitty ur best friend is rly mean

Rogue: quick "watermelon is gay" silver sits on dick and makes lesbians cry; now in opera

Sanic: yall r mean

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Seanny has joined the chat

Seanny: thot smashed a grape and saved the universe

***thor

Seanny has cleared the chat