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Me: WHY!?

Cuphead: *Walks back inside and see's stripper! Oswald* -_-

Felix: *Blushes alot and hides face*

Me: I MUST HIDE THE SMOL BEEEEEEAAAAANS! *Runs out of the room with Boris, Mugs, and C then walks back* Ok um everyone this is Oswald from a different universe.

S!Oswald: *Is flirting with Felix*

Felix: *Is a blushing and stuttering mess*

Me: -_- I'm only gonna let him stay for 3 asks/dares

Sans: Smart idea

Cuphead: Mhm. Where'd this dude even come from?

Me: The stripper AU. Basically everyone is a stripper except you Sans since your not from here.

Sans: *Gives a thumbs up and drinks some ketchup*

Cuphead: . . .

Me: Uh Cups? You good?

Cuphead: *Blushes and stops spacing out* Pfft! I-im fine!

Me: You were thinking about Stripper! Fanny weren't you -_-

Cuphead: Ya. . .

Me: *Splashes holy water on Cups* BE GONE DIRTY THOUGHTS!

Cuphead: *Dodges and runs away* KITTEN NO!

Me: *Runs after Cups* STOP RESISTING!

Bendy: *Is asking Sans a whole bunch of questions*

Sans: *Answers all of em quickly*

*Meanwhile in the other room*

C: Why do we have to wait in this room again?

Boris: I'm not sure. I guess we're "smol beans"?

Mugman: Hm. Well I'm sure Kitten will come back to let us know when we can leave the room.

C: I'll do the thing Kitten usually says to the readers! Thanks for the ask! Don't forget to send in dares as well!

Boris: Also maybe you guys can tell us what's going on out there?

Mugman: *Nods* Bye!

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