Prompts Brought Alive

prompt#1 (edited)

Prompt:
You can see the coolest stats of things you touch, and today when you lean against the wall of your house instead of the usual "contains 4 dogs" you see "people killed here:327"

My life is shit. The fact that it never fails to get shittier amazes me to no end .

But, anyways have i ever told you it was shit?

No?

Well now you know.

To give you a bit of you know, closure on who i am exactly i'll just tell you the basics. I'm a 20 year old student on my 2nd year in college. Sleep deprived, i work 2 jobs to continue paying the usual shit.

Bills, college fees, even more bills, I barely feed myself

The only thing keeping me from making that leap of fate is my 4 beautiful dogs,sweet babies that i know are usually safe when i touch the light blue painted wall of my house.What with the words "contains 4 dogs", I see and all

But oh no. Not today apparently.

Why? Because today was not one of those days where my eyes are graced with those words. And that's all cause of-

"Okay what the flying ***",

And there it is, the words are out of my mouth before i could even comprehend them. You'd probably think "maybe it's cause you're tired" and honestly yea i wish that was the case, I mean I wanna believe that was the case but the words I see infront of my face don't lie.

"People killed here:327",

I mean, what the ** do you mean 327?

Before you go all "why are you surprised™? You'd expect a city to have about 327 people", I'm just gonna tell you I live in a Town and not those big ones either. There's roughly around 200 people here all together so where the flip flap did the other 127 come from? Also

Where are my dogs?? Are my sweet babies okay?!

Imma tell ya questions upon questions are just swirling in my mind.

How and why is my house suddenly a burial ground for ancient ancestors?

Is this why the rent's so high? Because i'm basically paying for a graveyard instead?

Well then bloody Hell my life really is shitty.
Time to take a picture of this and post it on my ig with the #fml tag.

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™:also why wouldn't I be surprised? It says 327 people were killed in my house.