Prompts Brought Alive

prompt#2

Prompt:
The reason you wake up when you die in a dream is because your brain doesn't have any idea what happens after. Last night you died in your dream and you still haven't woken up

"So.. This guy's the one? ",A rough baritone voice rang from my left.

Where am I? Oh that's right I died, but wasn't that only in my dream? Wait, what if it wasn't a dream after all.
Who would have thought choking on avocados was a way to go
Huh, maybe all that big talk about going out with a bang really was nothing.
A little update on my situation? Well for starters it's dark and i don't actually know where i am, but i guess that's common for when you die. Oh and my eyes are closed.
The voice? That came from the upper left corner. Was It God? I sure hope not, God Sounds rough like a military captain. Anyways who's god talking to?

"Yep. That's him", A voice answered from my right though I still can't tell because well they come from above me but for what it's worth this one sounds softer.

"Cause of death? ",The lefty questioned. Oh jee, i hope they at least justify my death."choked on avocados". The righty answered.
"What a way to go",Yep, tell me about it.
There was a pause and then lefty goes "wait.. Wasn't that his dream? ",
"It was... ",Righty replies before trailing off for a few minutes. From all the head scratching noises, it sounded like he was trying his level best to figure out what happened. "Something happened i guess",Righty added finally after a few more moments of silence.

"Gosh. Honestly bob had one Job",Lefty goes, sighing in frustration "he can't keep doing this just cause he bought a new eraser and needed to try it out on his only notebook", he added
Well that's nice who knew the equivalent of anubis was called bob
"Oh boy we are so gonna get fired for this.",Righty replies with a gulp "also quit calling him bob, you know that's not his real name.", he added in a stern tone
"So.. What now? ",Lefty questions and i supposed this was my que to speak up and maybe suggest they take me home but too bad i cant even open my eyes. Honestly what is life?

"We call God? ",Righty answers with a hint of uncertainty in his tone. "God's on vacation",Lefty answers dismissively as if that wasn't an option.

Vacation? What do they mean by vacation? Where could God possibly go for a vacation, all he has to do is turn to left a little and he could probably see Hawaii.
Though i guess staring at a place isnt a vacation otherwise i'd have been to atlaest 50 different places while simultaneously not leaving my apartment living room

"What do you mean 'on a vacation' then who's gonna do all his judgement?",Righty questioned "surely not his twice removed cousin?",

"well no, there's just not much judgement to do these days",Lefty replied "people die everyday Jim.", Righty deadpanned "if there's not much judgement to do, where do they all go? ",He questioned

"Alright fine",Lefty-Jim answers in defeat "we'll facetime God and see what he says then we'll figure out what to do with this guy",he added sighing "honestly look at this guy.. Like a potato.. Humans come in looking different everyday",

"Praise God and his amazing art skills",Righty muttered in reply "at least they don't all look like Adam",
"Don't let him hear you say that. You'll hurt his feelings",Jim said

Truth be told, i can't decide if that's, supposed to be a compliment but if it wasn't then excuse you, i happen to be a very proud potato. Anyways it seems like im gonna be here for a while so i might as well fall 'asleep' and hope everything turns out to be just a really weird dream in de end.

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This one's, quite long so im thinking maybe a part 2?
Also don't hesitate to leave comments on how i could improve myself