I was in a gay room, when i heard a loud noise coming outside my room.
The door broke in pieces following an explosion.
I saw him...
It was him! Gabe Newell himself!
He stuffs his hand inside his pants, and pulls out a nuclear bomb. I shitted on the floor with diarrhea and helmint, while he started stripping my clothes off.
Then he stuffs the bomb inside my M E M B E R and loudly proclaims,
" D E S P A C I T O "
I then instantly got vaporized as the bomb exploded with millions of other victims.
I woke up.
" wtf!11!!!!1 "
I see a figure in glasses appear in the doorway...
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RomanceThe year 2939 has arrived. World War 3 has begun. Brave warriors of the great Mr. Ethnic Clean Reich must kill the zionist guy people. It's time for des pacito.