How Sex Doesn't Work/ Codsworth Buys Low-Quality Viagra

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Codsworth took my shirt off and cut off me 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ and i was angery.

He then raped me so i got AIDS very very fast.

I cummed.

" fuck off motherfucker gtfo from me i am gonna fucking murder you and cut off your fucking ass " Said i with diarrhea.

" no eat my poop funkboff gay strangrt head " Said Codsworth in a sexy tone.

He then ripped off my ass and bought 50t of viagra for 50 cents.

but it was vety vrry low quality!!!!!!!!!11!!2!2

His dick exploded inside my ass and he went to buy a new one.

I was tied to an iPhone 9/11 and i escaped.

Then i saw sex laying on the floor!!!!

I picked it up, but it  🅱️R🅾️KE!!!!!!!

🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘

HELP ME PLS ITS NOT WORKING

Suddenly i saw baldidaddy...

" im gonna fucking kill you " Shouted he in a very very very sexy ass voice.

I pulled out the same Winchester 1887, and mocked the fuck outta his pussy ass

" Sike, bitch eat my ding dong "

" fuck i am officially 🆑🆎 " were his last fucking words.

And i shot da fucking shit out of him.

He fucking ded and his pussy ass 🅱️roke

I ate his ass liek a hot cannibal and ran tf away



A few hours later i found a fucking M134 Minigun and went 4 sum gay ass meat

There i met Jesus.

Jesus said:

" i am dead " 

" true " said i and blasted his fucking head off



Later, i found PlayboyPikachu025

" bitch kneel down " said i and unzipped my pants.

  " Shut The Fuck Up you retarded pile of shit girl!!!!! " said the retarded kid.

I blasted his legs the fuck off and forced him to suck off my candy pop.

" yea bitch swollo me fukn cuxm "

" Awwww did yo stupid ass mama tell you to write that bullshit down cause you couldn't think of anything else while cryin like a pussy and suckin on ya punk ass daddy tiny dick huh? Wow this is a perfect example of no moron should play with their own "shit" like it's a fuckin toy or they child. I'm guessin that retarded ass hippopotamus ho you call "MOM" really don't give a fuck what people think bout her bitch ass or yo pussy ass you really should just end yo self cause yo so called "Birth" was a big mistake."

I FUCKING BRUTALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS FUCKING MOUTH

AND HIS MOUTH FUCKING BLED OUT

I SNAPPED HIS FUCKING FINGERS OFF AND STUFFED THEM IN HIS FUCKING BLEEDING MOUTH

THEN I TOOK HIS EYEBALLS OUT AND STUFFED THEM IN HIS ASS

FINALLY, I PUNCHED HIS FUCKING HEAD UNTIL HIS BRAIN OOZED OUT

THEN I KEPT BEATING HIS CORPSE UNTIL IT WAS A FUCKING PUSSY ASS MAMA PUDDLE

once im done looking at that puddle of anti-social dump i left to do something else



I went to a gay pussy room where everyone was munching on PlayboyPikachu's remains

" wow u guys having fun xddd "

" Yus XDDDDDDDDD " said Legitmeant999 who was drinking fidget spinner liquid nitrogen.

" wat is dat u drinkin' " 

"Oh it's Henry Fidget Spinner Liquid Nitrogen Weed Ding Dong "

" damn i wish i could afford it " 

"xddd take it "

Nom fuxking slurp bitzg


And I got sexual aids and had sex.



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