Billdip/Willdip Ask or Dare! [DISCONTINUED]

OTPs

Cosmic: FINALLY WE HAVE ANOTHER DARE (actually i got this like a while ago and i got lazy sorry dudes)

Skylar: AHHH GOOD LORD YOU SCARED ME!!! DONT SCREAM. PLEASE.

Cosmic: Sorry

Cosmic: Anyway, this one is from Galactic_Pencil75 (thank you) and the first one is...oh ok.

Cosmic: YO BILL!

Bill: What.

Cosmic: GET DIPPER AND WILL OVER HERE.

Bill, Dipper and Will: *walks over*

Bill: What do you want

Cosmic: Galactic_Pencil75 told me to tell you and Dip that you two are her OTP.

Dipper: *blushes* Aww thank you ^u^

Cosmic: BILLDIP IS OTP

Bill: Well we are cute together •>•

Will: Uhh...i-if you don't m-mind me asking...w-why was i c-called over?

Skylar: *reads card* Well they wanted to tell you that you are a little blueberry (which you are) and...

Will: *blushes* Thank you ^w^

Skylar: ...and they wanted to ask if you knew that there are like thousands of people who would slaughter army's if they even so much as scared you? Also everyone calls you a blueberry..........just like how your brother is a Dorito.

Bill: *turns red* STILL NOT A DORITO

Cosmic: *snaps fingers and shuts Bill up* Yes you are.

Will: I-I didn't know. T-Thank you though, I a-appreciate it ^u^

Cosmic: *snaps fingers and lets Bill talk again* Ok you can go now...except Dipper, we got a dare for you.

Bill: I will kill you one day Cosmic Sakura...one day. *walks away*

Cosmic: No you won't because I'll kill you first.

Will: *walks away and sits on couch*

Dipper: Ok just subject me to whatever torture you have on that card so I can go back to Bill and begin my healing process.

Skylar: They said you have to do the lamby lamby dance because they think it's adorable.

Bill: *teleports over* IM NOT MISSING THIS.

Tyrone: *laughs* NEITHER AM I *grabs camera*

Dipper: Why.

—Time skip brought to you by potatoes—

Dipper: *dancing in lamby costume* Who wants a lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So go up and greet your mammy mammy mammy. Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies. Don't don't don't forget about the babyyyyyy!
*stops dancing and puts finger to cheek* Am I done.

Tyrone: *stops filming* HAHAHAHA COMEDY GOLD. I'M GOING TO SELL THIS!!!

Bill: *hugs Dipper* AWWW SO CUTE!!!

Cosmic and Skylar: That was adorable.

Dipper: *takes off lamby costume and runs after Tyrone* I WILL NOT LET YOU SELL THAT!!! GET OVER HERE!!! *tackles Tyrone and grabs camera*

Cosmic: *starts videotaping Dipper and Tyrone fighting* This is entertainment at its finest. *snaps fingers and popcorn appears*

Cosmic: Bye! Don't forget to ask or dare the couples! And the dorito! *eats popcorn*

Bill: I'M STILL NOT A DORI-ok fine.

Skylar: *smacks Bill upside the head* BYEEEEEE!