Billdip/Willdip Ask or Dare! [DISCONTINUED]

182 READS?! WHAT?!

Cosmic: *looks at Wattpad on phone* WTF?! WE HAVE 182 READS?! WHAT?!!! *throws phone across couch* WHAT THE HECK *runs around screaming*

Skylar: Chill, Cosmic! Besides, I have to go call Blair Cipher.

Bill: *runs over like Sonic* BLAIR?! Why are you calling my lil sis?

Skylar: I'm inviting her over as part of our 100 reads special! Duh...

Bill: CAN I CALL HER?! PLEASE? I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN YEARS!

Skylar: *sigh* Ok, just tell her why we need her here. In the meantime, we've got a dare. Hurry up Bill because you're part of it!

Cosmic: Yay dare!!! And I get to see Blair again! Thanks BlairCipher123 !

Skylar: Ok, this one is from Bdipper and they are daring Bill and Tyrone to get high on SmileDip! Tyrone, get over here!

Tyrone: *stops cuddling Will* Aw...I'll be back my blueberry.

Will: *whimpers* O-Ok...

Tyrone: *walks over* What is it this time?

Cosmic: As soon as Bill gets off the phone with Blair, you two have to get high on SmileDip!

Bill: *talking to Blair on the phone* Ok, see you in 10!! Love you! *hangs up*

Dipper: Who were you talking to, Bill?

Bill: My sister Blair!

Dipper: I didn't know you had a sister...well, ok. *goes back to reading*

Bill: NOW I'M READY FOR THAT SMILEDIP!!! *rubs hands together*

Tyrone: I'm not excited...

Cosmic: Well too bad! Skylar, can you go get those cases of Smiledip?

Skylar: On it.

Skylar: *brings in four cases of Smiledip*

Cosmic: Yay! *takes the Smiledip and puts it in front of Bill and Tyrone* Eat up!

Bill and Tyrone: *start eating the Smiledip*

——Four cases of Smiledip later——

Bill: i SEe rAINBOWS!!!WHEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA *runs around and falls on face* pAIN iS hILARIOUS *rolls around on the floor*

Tyrone: HEHEHEHEHEHE *flops on couch* Hiiiii Blueberry... *sits in Will's lap*

Will: A-are you ok, m-master?

Cosmic: Well Blair's gonna be here soon...Hey Will, can you make Tyrone and Bill not high anymore?

Will: O-ok... *snaps fingers*

Tyrone: What happened.

Bill: PAIN IS STILL HILARIOUS!!! *gets up and hugs Dipper* Pinetree I want cuddles...

Dipper: Ok *cuddles Bill*

*doorbell rings*

Skylar: BLAIR'S HERE!!

Blair: Yo what up!

Bill: BLAIIIIR!!! *hugs her*

Blair: *choking* HI BILL!

Will: BLAIR!

Bill: *lets go of her*

Blair: WILLY!!! *picks up Will and hugs him*

Bill and Will: YAY!

Dipper: Hi! You must be Blair.

Blair: *puts Will down and shakes Dipper's hand* Hi! It's a pleasure to meet you! Your name's Dipper, right?

Dipper: Yep!

Cosmic: AAAAHHHHHHH *tackle hugs Blair* HI!

Blair: Hi Cosmic!

Cosmic: *gets off* So how's life?

Blair: Pretty good, you know, the usua-

Bill and Will: *wrapped in chains* AHHHHHHHHHH PLZ HELP!

Black Demon: Hahaha I'VE FINALLY CAPTURED YOU!!!

Blair: NOPE *eyes turn red*

Blair: ONWARD AOSHIMA! *spins and turns into ultra form*

Cosmic and Skylar: *turn into demon forms*

Blair, Cosmic and Skylar: *shoots Black Demon with magic* *kills black demon* YES!

Black Demon: NOOOOO *fades away*

Bill and Will: *chains disappear* THANK YOU! *hugs demons*

Blair: You're...welcome *faints from exhaustion*

Cosmic: Wow, that must have taken a lot of energy...

Skylar: *reverts to human form* Well we should let her sleep.

Bill: You two aren't so bad after all...but you still suck. *puts Blair on couch*

Will: She can stay here for a few hours, right?

Cosmic: *reverts to human form* Sure!

—————Meanwhile——————

Dipper: What the heck is going on down there?!

Tyrone: Don't know, don't care.

Dipper: ...Yeah same. As long as they're all ok.

Tyrone: Yeah they're probably fine.

Dipper: Alright then. *goes back to reading*

—————Five hours later—————

Blair: Thanks for that. Well, I have to go now, I have deals to make!

Bill: Aw...bye Blair. Come back soon? *hugs her*

Will: Please? *hugs her*

Blair: Ok! I can't stay away from my two favorite brothers for long.

Cosmic: *hugs Blair* Bye!

Skylar: See you again sometime! *high fives Blair*

Blair: Bye everyone! *whispers* Don't forget to ask or dare the couples!

Bill: What?

Blair: Nothing! Byeee! *walks out*