SO MANY DARES

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(Art Credit to SleepyGrim on DeviantArt)
(Im sorry for taking so long I was procrastinating and bein' lazy and shit)
(Play the vid when they start dancing)

Cosmic: *sitting on couch* What up homesicles?

Skylar: Hi there! *cards appear in hand* Oh looky here, we got three dares! That's more than usual!

Cosmic: *slithers over like a snake* OOOH! FANFICTION.

Skylar: Well lets begin shall we? First dare is from Galatic_Pencil75 , and they're daring Billdip to read a Billdip fanfic. And there's an ask too!

Cosmic: *pulls out laptop* Alrighty then *opens Wattpad and clicks on fanfics*
BILL. DIPPER. WE GOT A DARE.

Bill: What is it now?

Cosmic: Galatic_Pencil75 dared you and Dipdip to read a Billdip fanfic.

Dipper: *walks over to laptop* This can't be that bad, right? *sits down*

Bill: I mean it's about us, it's got to be AMAZING! *starts reading*

Cosmic: Anyway, we've all got an ask too. They asked if any of us are guilty of reading Billdip fanfictions.

Skylar: UhhhhHHhhhh....maybe just a few? O-O

Cosmic: I ADMIT TO READING AT LEAST A HUNDRED FANFICTIONS. NO REGRETS.

Will: N-No...

Tyrone: Ew no.

Bill and Dipper: Yeah no. *still reading*

—————Five Billdips Later—————

Dipper: *throws laptop out the window* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. OH MY GOD. *curls up on the floor*

Bill: I don't know. I mean I kind of liked it! Pretty accurate. BUT PEOPLE READ THIS STUFF?! AND THEY WRITE IT?!

Cosmic: Duh.

Bill: Wow.

Skylar: C'mon Dip, get up, we have another dare and it wasn't that bad.

Dipper: WHY WAS IT SO ACCURATE?!

Skylar: I dunno...I mean, we don't let people stalk you or anything..hehe :|

Dipper: *stands up* UhhhHHh ok.

Cosmic: ALRIGHT NO TIME FOR STALLING!!! WE GOT TWO MORE DARES!!

Skylar: Ok, the next one is from Emmawritesfanfics , and she dares Bill and Dipper to dance and then *whispers to Bill* You have to dip Dipper.

Bill: *rubs hands maniacally* Oooh, fun! >:^)

Dipper: Now I'm worried.

Skylar: Oh! Also, you two have to kiss. That was from PinetreeCipher17 .

Bill: That's easy! *kisses Dipper*

Dipper: *blushes* *is flustered* *kisses back*

————— 2 minutes later —————

Bill and Dipper: *still making out*

Skylar: ALRIGHT WE ALL THINK ITS CUTE AND AMAZING AND ALL BUT WE GOT MORE DARES. THATS ENOUGH. FOR NOW.

Dipper: *lets go* *blushes* Sorry 😅

Bill: Aw.

Cosmic: You gotta go dance now!

Skylar: Yah! *pushes them out* You go...dress up fancy or whatever, we'll get everything ready!

Dipper: Uhhh ok? *leaves with Bill*

————— Half an hour later —————

Cosmic: We're readyyyyyyy!

Dipper: *walks out in a blue suit* Bill forced me into this.

Bill: What? You look hot. *winks at Dipper*

Dipper: *blushes* *shoves Bill*

Cosmic: Ok this is cute, Dipper you look cute, Bill looks hot as usual, BUT GO DANCE.

Bill: *takes Dipper's hand and drags him in* Ready Pinetree?

Dipper: *tomato face* Y-Yeah I guess

(Note from Author-chan: Play the music now)

Billdip: *starts dancing*

Bill: *twirls Dipper*

Cosmic: AWWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE

Skylar: ITS BEAUTIFUL

After like ten minutes of dancing...

Bill: *dips Dipper* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dipper: I feel like this whole thing is a pun.

Bill: Maybe... *pulls Dipper back up*

Cosmic and Skylar: *giggling* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dipper: I was right.

Bill: *kisses him to shut him up*

Dipper: *kisses back*

Skylar: This is gold.

EVEN MORE DANCING...

Cosmic: Alright that's...probably enough dancing.

Tyrone: I filmed it all.

Will: T-That was n-nice, I-I liked it...

Cosmic: *tackles Tyrone* LET ME SEE THE VIDEO.

Tyrone: JEEZ. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, WOMAN. Ok. *hands her video*

Cosmic: Thanks! *smiles and runs away*

Bill: That was nice.

Dipper: I had fun.

Bill: Awwww, you did? *hugs Dipper*

Dipper: Y-Yeah. Bill I'm choking *choking*

Bill: *lets go* Sorry Pinetree.

Skylar: Alright well, thanks for reading! Don't forget to ask or dare the couples and the dorito!

Bill: I'm not even gonna argue anymore...

Will: B-bye!

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