sunshine-
hey, u guys want to go to the mall with me? I need to get some stuff for our trip to americailikebuttholes-
ofc baby child.tapeface-
Yeet dAbsBakugou🖕-
same, i need some shit too.ashibabe-
anything for kirishima!sunshine-
Ok, that's going to be us and midoriya's group!Bakugou🖕-
fucking deku??? I'm not going anymore, not if deku's goingsunshine-
Please, bakugou??? I want all of us to spend time together :((Bakugou 🖕-
No. No. Nope.sunshine-
Pls, bakubabe???ilikebuttholes-
Oof, he pulled out the babe. U can't say no now.bakugou🖕-
No.tapeface-
Kiribabe just bear-hugged and pulled out the puppy eyes on bakugou.ashibabe-
he's def going nowilikebuttholes-
Yupbakugou 🖕-
Let me set the record straight,,,
Fuck kirishima eijirou and his precious, cinnamon roll natureTapeface-
Once kiribabe has you hooked, you can't pull away-some time later-
Tapeface-
I actually can't believe you pushed that old lady into the wishing fountainilikebuttholes-
Ho tried taking my subway, I ain't boolin with that shit. No one takes my turkey avocado wrap @subway sponsor mesunshine-
That wasn't hero like, kaminari. I had to compensate her so much.ilikebuttholes-
wow, babe. All you care about is the money, huh?tapeface-
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON MEilikebuttholes-
IM NOTbakugou 🖕-
1-never call kiri 'babe'
2-never disrespect my baby boyashibabe-
you and kiribabe aren't even dating. Stop being such a husbandbakugou 🖕-
Yeah but,,,ilikebuttholes-
aw, bakubabe has a crush on mom-friend™tapeface-
Sounds weird when you think about it, but yeah.sunshine-
We're just friends, guys. Don't bully bakubro.ashibabe-
Aw, sorry boo.Bakugou🖕-
Mmf.ilikebuttholes-
Guys, the trip is in 2 weeks im so excited!tapeface-
Ho, i been in ur room you haven't even packed anything. We're going to be there for almost a month.ilikebuttholes-
Why u in my room, man.tapeface-
Panics in gay
I'm worried for u that's whyilikebuttholes-
aw ily too 😗😗tapeface-
😘😘bakugou🖕-
Bakugou🖕:
LOVE IS GROSSsunshine-
bUT i LoVE U FaM
😘😗😘😗ashibabe-
and u say u and bakugou are just friends. Smh.sunshine-
*aS FRiEnDS*ilikebuttholes-
I can smell your bullshit, baby boy.Bakugou🖕-
No, i just think it's because you smelltapeface-
Got embakugou🖕-
U kno i had to do it to em
YOU ARE READING
Bakusquad™
Fanfictionilikebuttholes- si señor bakugou?- bitch speak japanese not tortilla --- under slow (but hopefully effective) editing lol