Javelin

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I suck at Javelin.

Oh wow they counted that....

OMG THAT WAS SO GOOD! ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN? HOW CAN ONE'S ARM THROW THAT FAR?

Will I ever be good at something?

Omg you di so well besties.

That guy looks lonely.... Ha rip.


Something that totally happened:

*lies down on friend's knee*

Friend:"Don't get any ideas Tim Tam."

Me:"Haha sorry, I'm full of them."


What really happened:

*lies on friend's knee*

Friend:"Don't get any ideas Tim Tam."

Me:"Hahahaha I won't!"


Wow this innocent looking angel isn't really an angel sometimes.

*throws javelin and gets disqualified*

Hah me.


Something that totally happened:

*throws javelin and gets disqualified*

Me:"Another thing I'm not good at. GREAT! AT LEAST I MISSED CLASS! Heck yeah!"


What really happened:

*thows javelin and thinks they get disqualified*

Me:"AW NO!"

Coach:"What do you mean 'aw no'? It's a 'yes'"

Me:"YAY!"

My mind:"Great. Now I actually have to try..."


Wow this is actually more than 100 words.... I might be good at something.









Nah


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