Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
'Cuz you a snack
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A large collection of pickup lines so bad, the cringe will radiate off of you.
A/N: If you see any duplicates, feel free to comment on the chapter so I can replace it, I will...
Can you take me to a bakery? Because I want a cutiepie like you!
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A/N: This is the last chapter, which is sad because this started in 2015 (it's 2018 at the time I'm writing this) and this is all not original writing so like, should have been done sooner. But um, yeah it's sad but less work for me now. Thank you to all who read up to this point in the future and goodbye !
Also remember to vote and comment because it feeds my ego.
